part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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+1

[cameswoon]

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[fruited_plain]

[... totally hasn't seen you around before]

Hey man! What's up?

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[cameswoon]

[ Snaps out of his day-dreamin' state. ]

... Hello. What is up is the sky, of course.

[ Looks up. ]

27C .
It is some good weather. But I am glad I am on the ground, heat is rising up there! Heat rises, yeah?

[ What. ]

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[fruited_plain]

[laughs and looks up]

I always get that! Haha but I mean what are you doing 'round here? Not what's "up" like, the sun, or something!

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[cameswoon]

[ Opens his mouth to answer. ]

...

[ PONDER. ]

What am I doing around here? That is a good question. Just kind of... Found my way here and cannot seem to get out. Or, that is, find the motivation to leave. There is some spell over this meme place. Probably.

[ Shrugs. He doesn't really mind. Nothing bad has happened to him. Yet. ]

But I am going to organize a football game soon. England gave me the idea. Maybe you would like to join? Ah- Not the American version... Soccer, yeah?

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[fruited_plain]

Yeah uh I dunno how I'm here either and I've been trying to figure it out but it's just- man, maybe it's better not to question it for now but it's kinda lame cause you gotta do what threads tell you to do and it's like you don't even have any free will!

[flails about]

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[fruited_plain]

Soccer? I love soccer! Count me in!

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[cameswoon]

[ Sees you flailing. Doesn't even know what the big deal is. He obviously isn't very experienced. ]

Ah- They... Brainwashing or something? No free will?

[ HE FEELS SO NEW... Clears his throat. Must remain composed. ]

Glad to hear it! Look forward to see you kicking those balls around.

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[fruited_plain]

Brainwashing? Hmmm... I dunno I mean I'm pretty sure I'm still me unless- UNLESS THEY GOT TO ME! And now I'm not me but I think I'm me and I think I'm normal but I'm not cause they brainwashed me and so I'm not really America anymore I just think I am and I'm not really here and I don't really like bur- okay no I do really like burgers but what if I really don't and I just think I do?! And-

[she goes on]

[and on]

[and on]

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[cameswoon]

Woah woah woah woah--

[ HOLDING YOUR SHOULDERS NOW. ]

It is time for calm! Caaaaalm, you hear? I am sure everything is all right! All right, indeed! You still act yourself, right? That is proof!

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[fruited_plain]

Y-yeah I guess I do! But- what if I just think I'm acting like myself?!

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[cameswoon]

En- Uh-- Well, you are the girl America, yes? You... Seem pretty American to me.

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[fruited_plain]

Yeah I'm America! And?

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[cameswoon]

So if you seem American and seem like America, then you is America! No brainwashing, you know?

[fruited_plain]

But-

what if they brainwashed you?!

[cameswoon]

I... I just got in here, there is no way...

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You got me paranoid, lady!