part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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[cameswoon]

[fruited_plain]

[GOOD]

[CAUSE SHE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT, MAN]

What if you aren't even Camaroon? What if you're some normal guy they brainwashed into thinking he was Camaroon?!

[cameswoon]

W-What?! You saying that there are people out there who look like me?! He... Would haveta look like me!

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...

Actually dude I don't think I've seen anyone else who looks like you...

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[fruited_plain]

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY JUST MADE ME THINK SO!

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[cameswoon]

Calm! Calm calm calm down!

[ TAKES SOME DEEP BREATHS. ]

Just thought of something! I am still great at football. No one has my skills, right-o? Right-o.

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[fruited_plain]

[kinda calming down]

[panic has reached critical mass without any explosions so she can start to relax]

R-right? I think- I don't even know man I've never seen you play!

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[cameswoon]

[ Backs up a bit. BAM. Soccer ball out of nowhere. PLAYS FOOTSIES WITH IT A BIT. Kicks it around in the air. ]

See? No average joe can do this!

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[fruited_plain]

Oh hey you're pretty good! What else can you do?

Have to leave! Sorry!

[cameswoon]

If I can do it with a football, I can do it. I try not to brag, but I am pretty good at this stuff... Since you want to join the games later, I will show you some moves during practice.

have a good night/day/whatever! /o/

[fruited_plain]

That sounds awesome!

[now she can't wait for the games but-

maybe she should just calm the fuck down and go play some pokemon]