part 206 ballet shoes

[aphanon_meme]

I was helping my mom empty out some boxes the other day, and I found a copy of "Baseball Ballerina." It used to be one of my favorite books... it was ~cool~ because she was a girl, but she could be into ballet and baseball! Scandalous. Also captcha, this is not a key I can make.

Enjoy part 206!

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Comments

Late, and not exactly a nation per se, but:

[maple_sickles]

Creatures of the meme and fellow comrades, give me your questions!

Re: Late, and not exactly a nation per se, but:

[maplediscipline]

How did my present get in mommy's belly?

Re: Late, and not exactly a nation per se, but:

[maple_sickles]

Ah...it was delivered there, darling.

Imagine someone giving you the Talk like this

[maple_sickles]

[hurp]

[well, now's as good a time as any]

[crouches so he's at eye level]

Son, when little boys are born, most often they have a Tool. Now, you know you can use the Tool to go pee, but it has another, more glorious use.

LOL

[maplediscipline]

I already know about snow writing.

FFFUUU ILU

[maple_sickles]

Yes yes. But there's a better use than even that, you see?

Putting the Tool in warm, moist places is very pleasant. N-now, this is something to consider for when you're older, not now of course, but.

Yes.

ilu2

[maplediscipline]

Okay...

[stares up at, hugging plush Mao]

-3- M2 mah boiiii (dear god nobody ever ask him to teach children anything)

[maple_sickles]

[makes a fist in one hand]

[makes an "o" between his thumb and forefinger with the other hand]

[clears his throat]

When a mommy and a daddy make a baby, the daddy's Tool [brandishes fist and forearm] goes into the mommy's Free Market [presses the "o" against the fist and slowly pushes the fist in... all the way to the elbow]

[begins obscene pumping gestures with fist]

This happens until the daddy releases... educational materials... into the mommy's Market. In time, if they're very, very lucky, a baby will grow.

Re: -3- M2 mah boiiii (dear god nobody ever ask him to teach children anything)

[maple_sickles]

*Ahem*

[squats down to maplediscipline's level]

Like your father said, it happens when Mother and father love each other very much and decided to make a gift. From two a baby is created.

[shoots a "what are you thinking" look at Matthew]

Re: -3- M2 mah boiiii (dear god nobody ever ask him to teach children anything)

[maplediscipline]

The Tool... makes... education?

[so confuse]

Making it worse, making it worse~

[maple_sickles]

[his darling is displeased]

[mouths "I tried to baby it up for him!" at her]

No, son, in this case I was speaking... er, in more polite terms, I suppose. It's a sticky white fluid with little creatures in it.

It, ah, makes half a baby. The other half comes from a mommy.

oh boy

[maple_sickles]

[:|]

[turns back to confused soon]

When you grow older and taller Matthew, you'll understand. You body will develop futures and have the ability to ahhh join with another person.

When you do, there is a possibility of creating a baby. The baby will be made of half of mommy and half of daddy.

o3o

[maple_sickles]

[:|]

[turns back to confused son]

When you grow older and taller Matthew, you'll understand. You body will develop futures and have the ability to ahhh join with another person.

When you do, there is a possibility of creating a baby. The baby will be made of half of mommy and half of daddy.

Re: o3o

[maplediscipline]

Does it hurt?

bad daddy bad daddy

[maple_sickles]

No, it feels wonderful...

[siiiigh]

But... one can make it hurt. Which can also be good.

[this is his very young son he's talking to--he just remembered]

[...clears his throat awkwardly]