part 206 ballet shoes

[aphanon_meme]

I was helping my mom empty out some boxes the other day, and I found a copy of "Baseball Ballerina." It used to be one of my favorite books... it was ~cool~ because she was a girl, but she could be into ballet and baseball! Scandalous. Also captcha, this is not a key I can make.

Enjoy part 206!

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Comments

Late, and not exactly a nation per se, but:

[maple_sickles]

Creatures of the meme and fellow comrades, give me your questions!

son will be given protection

[maple_sickles]

[turns again]

[-3-]

[turns back]

Well sweetie, it can hurt if you're not careful or ready. It can hurt the other person too if they're not ready. The first time too.

You have to be ready here

[gently pokes left side of chest]

too. Both of you.

Re: son will be given protection

[maplediscipline]

[processing]

[processing]

[holds hands to chest]

Does it cause heart attacks?!

[guess what kind of TV Fem!France lets him watch]

[maple_sickles]

Only in the very old or out of shape. Stay fit and it will never be a problem, Matthew.

[the hairs on the back of his neck are standing up]

[Beatrice will probably have to atone tonight]

Conjugal unions can be an excellent way of expressing love! Or exerting control. Or manipulating a person's emotions. Or getting blackmail material. Or.

[Sometimes, Matthew, you need to know when to shut up]

[maple_sickles]

[shink]

[mommy has closed blade near one of daddy's ankles]

*Ahem*

Like your father said initially, very rarely. You need to be ready emotionally, disciplined, and physically. So it's best to wait to do this, Matthew.

That is how this baby, your gift came to be in mommy's tummy.

[purediscipline]

[did someone say baby?]

[ooh, a heartbeat!]

[maplediscipline]

Disciplined...

[walks over to put his hands on d!a's tummy, looking at it very seriously]

[feel that budding psychopathic obsessive stare, fetus?]

How do you know when?

[maple_sickles]

[smiles tightly]

[gonna hand this one off to momma, considering the tell-tale sound of her blade somewhere near his feet]

[she's probably going to string him up by his ankles oh god]

[d'aww Matthew already looks so interested in the baby-to-be]

[maple_sickles]

[places one hand over little Matthew's]

[other hand still occupied disciplining daddy]

After spending a long time with that person and knowing them...it will come to you. You can tell us or ask us if you ever have questions or want to talk about it.

[purediscipline]

[would shiver at her big brother's stare if she were actually capable of that at this stage of growth]

[... instead, she's just gonna leech off her mother's nutrients]

[om nom nom]

[maplediscipline]

[s'cool we all been there]

[maple_sickles]

[wonders if you'd be okay with some cake and ice cream]

[&hearts]

[purediscipline]

[cake would sure be a lot better than the mass quantities of pickles you've been feeding me]

[LEECHES]

[maple_sickles]

[coughs]

[and what of the kumquats, baby?]

[purediscipline]

[I DON'T LIKE KUMQUATS, NO KUMQUATS]

[leeches a little less]

[maple_sickles]

[have some greens, vitamins, and juice]

[bread lovely bread too]