part 137 hobbits in the shire

[aphanon_meme]

I was watching Big Bang Theory with my mom and we both got some laughs about it tonight... not that she likes Lord of the Rings, but, she did have to drive me to the movie theater about 8 times to see it! Anyway - +26 on the maxing! Awesome job, guys! \o/

Enjoy part 137! :D

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[alfredlet]

[SOB]

G-G-GAWAAAINNN!

[cymru_am_bith]

[ OH CHRIST ]

O-oi, there, now, boyo, n-not like tha-- was a joke, that! Bit of a lark, innit? N-not as ye think, it isn't!

[alfredlet]

GAWAAAAAAAIIIHHHHH! [too distraught to use proper consonants] ANON SAID! ANON SAID! ANON SAID!

[cymru_am_bith]

Oi, there, lad, ye right calm yerself, ye does!

[ picking you up ]

Oughtn't right speak with strangers as it stands, ye oughtn't, boyo, been taught far better than that, ye 'ave!

[alfredlet]

G'WAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH! [bangs his head on your shoulder] A-a-a-anon said that England hurt you!

1/3

[cymru_am_bith]

[ shock! ]

[cymru_am_bith]

W-weren't supposed to 'ear that yet, boyo. Good a time as any, that, now, innit?

[ pets your hair ]

Wh-what's it that they said is-- ... meant to say, of course, that--

[cymru_am_bith]

Oi, wait, what's it what anon said, any'ow, boyo?

[alfredlet]

Nnnnnhuuhhhhh. [sobbing into shoulder] Th-they said -- [SNORTS UP HIS SNOT]

They said he invaded you and took away your language and and and and --

[cymru_am_bith]

[ still petting your hair-- easiest way to calm you down ]

And? Ye takes yer time, ye does, boyo, and calm yerself, that!

[alfredlet]

[your shirt also makes for a good tissue hblrt]

And that he hurt you and and Ireland and and and Scotland...

[cymru_am_bith]

[ long, long pause ]

True enough, it all is, boyo. Not just England, though, that it isn't. The way it is for a proper nation, boyo, that-- something unavoidable, in a way, it is.

[alfredlet]

[sad] But you shouldn't. I wouldn't hurt Matt... [ohoho just wait some long years my boy]

Does he still... hurt you?

[cymru_am_bith]

[ oh, so naive-- more hair-petting ]

The way it is, that, when ye gets to be a fine, great nation, it is. But ye gets yer understanding of it one day, ye does, lad. Doesn't last forever, it doesn't.

[alfredlet]

[rubs the last of his tears from his eyes; that hair-petting feels nice as always] I'm not gonna h-hurt anyone. Ever! [a little worn out by all the angst]

[cymru_am_bith]

Do yer best at that, ye will, eh, boyo?

[ maybe if your hair's petted enough, you'll go to sleep ]