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part 137 hobbits in the shire

Mar 08, 2010 22:30

I was watching Big Bang Theory with my mom and we both got some laughs about it tonight... not that she likes Lord of the Rings, but, she did have to drive me to the movie theater about 8 times to see it! Anyway - +26 on the maxing! Awesome job, guys! \o/

Enjoy part 137! :D

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anonymous March 10 2010, 02:55:27 UTC

I saw Goody England with the Devil!

alfredlet March 10 2010, 02:59:39 UTC

But England wouldn't!

anonymous March 10 2010, 03:19:47 UTC

Yes he would!

He does magic all the time, ask anyone! He's a witch!

alfredlet March 10 2010, 03:22:38 UTC

But he -- I never saw him do magic!

anonymous March 10 2010, 03:32:07 UTC

That's because he keeps it secret. He lies to you. The devil makes him lie.

But if you followed him around for long enough, you'd see him putting curses on his enemies.

alfredlet March 10 2010, 03:37:19 UTC

[BAWLS] England -- England wouldn't! He -- he -- he's m-my brother!

anonymous March 10 2010, 03:42:06 UTC

Do you know what England has done to his other brothers? Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France?

You're lucky the only bad thing he's done to you is lie. So far, anyway...

alfredlet March 10 2010, 03:57:09 UTC

They're okay... they're okay! I saw Gawain and he's okay! [sniffle] H-he wouldn't lie to me...

anonymous March 10 2010, 03:59:22 UTC

Did you ever ask Gawain about Arthur invading him, or taking away his language?

He might be alive, but that doesn't mean his brother never hurt him.

And England would lie to you, if it suited him. He lies to everyone.

alfredlet March 10 2010, 04:08:40 UTC

England doesn't lie.

[clutches himself]

anonymous March 10 2010, 04:14:15 UTC

Yes he does.

He tells you his food tastes good when it doesn't, doesn't he?

And he says he loves you and then leaves you all alone...

And he says he loves God and then practices the black arts and cavorts naked with the devil in a graveyard, before bathing in the blood of infant children.

I'd love to stay and be further traumatized, but I've gotta go to bed alfredlet March 10 2010, 04:20:05 UTC

His food is -- he -- I'm colonies a-across the ocean and he's a nation!

He does love me! He does...

HE DOESN'T DO THAT! [cries and runs off]

I'll get him later. Thanks for playing. anonymous March 10 2010, 04:23:26 UTC

[smiles and waves]

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