part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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[anonymous]

Update

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[anonymous]

I hope England takes Sealand back soon.

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[offshore_nation]

I won't let him take me alive!

[bubbleteatime]

That's the spirit! You show that bastard who's boss!

[offshore_nation]

Yeah, I'll show him! I'll show all of them! I'll be the greatest country on ea-- Oh. Hi, Taiwan!

[bubbleteatime]

Hey, Sealand. How's your plan on getting in the G8 going?

[offshore_nation]

[Plan? He was supposed to think up a plan?]

Well, I uh... they won't be able to ignore me now that I have a football asso... associo... whatever! I'll beat all of them, then they'll have to do what I say and recognize me! Maybe even make me a member!

[bubbleteatime]

[Unrecognized sovereign states always have a plan! ... Taiwan does!]

You have be really good at football, first. Or beat Guam. [fuck yeah she did, but she kinda sucks so it doesn't count] Have you beaten any teams yet?

[offshore_nation]

My team will wipe the floor with them! I've been practicing, too!

[He won't mention how he kicked most of the balls off the platform and into the ocean.]

We haven't played yet. We just put the associa... tion together a few weeks ago! But we're gonna enter the Viva World Cup this year!

[Maybe.]

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[anonymous]

He wouldn't want you anyway, little brat! Not like he bought an X-box and put it in his basement, just for you...

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[offshore_nation]

It's Sealand, you jerk! And that's fine 'cause I wouldn't go even if he begged me! He's a... wait, what?

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[anonymous]

Yes, well, he doesn't need you anyway! He can eat those biscuits he baked by himself! It's not like the house is too quiet without you; it's nice to finally have some peace, so there!

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[offshore_nation]

Yeah, well...! Who would want to eat his biscuits? Papa cooks better than him anyway! F-fermented fish in a can isn't... so bad...

Y-yeah! That jerk can enjoy his quiet and peaceful and lonely house all by himself! He can just talk to his stupid fairies and unicorns and those other idiots....

[...Shut up. Stupid anon.]

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[anonymous]

Did he catch them having sex or what?

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[anonymous]

...Who?

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[anonymous]

Sealand- Finland/Sweden

The way he's staring at the bed makes me wonder.