I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1
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[pulls up the collar of his cloak so it covers his cheek]
I'm doing well, but that's not important. [takes advantage of your sitting down to hug you]
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Ah, speaking of wellness, I suggest you eat more crab. Don't ask why, you just need to, understand?
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[is turned round pretty easily]
What was that for?
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Don't lie to me, this has to be something, hmm?
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-ahahaha-St-stop -hah- th--ahahaha- that!
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What now?
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WHAT -ahah- THE HELL D-DO YOU -ah!- THINK YOU'RE DOIN-ahah- DOING -ha- NOW?
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