part 107 jellybeans in the jar

Jan 05, 2010 22:04

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1 ( Read more... )

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+1 (Sleep? What's that?) tiny_limey January 7 2010, 03:52:21 UTC

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I-It's not my fault these have only been happening at, like, stupid o' clock in the morning ;3; tiny_limey January 7 2010, 04:03:13 UTC
[what a coincidece, he also has a dare (or two) to do]

[pulls up the collar of his cloak so it covers his cheek]

I'm doing well, but that's not important. [takes advantage of your sitting down to hug you]

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Same ;3; tiny_limey January 7 2010, 04:13:24 UTC
[remebers another dare]

Ah, speaking of wellness, I suggest you eat more crab. Don't ask why, you just need to, understand?

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/curses timezones tiny_limey January 7 2010, 04:22:20 UTC
Good!

[is turned round pretty easily]

What was that for?

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tiny_limey January 7 2010, 04:32:57 UTC
[hasn't noticed the hand]

Don't lie to me, this has to be something, hmm?

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tiny_limey January 7 2010, 04:48:22 UTC
[t-tries n-not to l-lau-lau...]

-ahahaha-St-stop -hah- th--ahahaha- that!

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tiny_limey January 7 2010, 04:55:12 UTC
D-do't do that agai...

What now?

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scared Jr. tiny_limey January 7 2010, 05:08:41 UTC
[flails]

WHAT -ahah- THE HELL D-DO YOU -ah!- THINK YOU'RE DOIN-ahah- DOING -ha- NOW?

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