I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1
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Are you cold?
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What has my size got to do with anything?
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It is, but bear with it; Spring will be here soon.
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Or wear some warmer clothes, hmm? Though a blanket would be nice...
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[huddles under the blanket and stifles a yawn]
Much bigger.
-hmph-
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Ah, so warm.
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He's not here to use it now, isn't he? A-Anyway it's more useful with us, here.
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