part 69 is the evil twin

[aphanon_meme]

Hi, I'm 7 years old and I laughed at "69." ... Anyway. Just a week and a few days until Halloween~ I'm excited! I may have already gotten bags of candy... nom.

Enjoy part 69!

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[kawfeehero]

[ Setting up a booth. ]

And... Done!

[moonhasnowind]

[opens arms~]

[kawfeehero]

Read the tiny print! It says "Hugs will not be given to any and all suspected communists!"

[moonhasnowind]

[leans forward to read it]

...There is no tiny print, America.

[kawfeehero]

Sure there is! Just lean closer.

[moonhasnowind]

... [leans closer, until his face is pressed against the sign]

[muffled] There ish no shmall print, America.

[kawfeehero]

You're too close to the sign to see it.

[moonhasnowind]

Make up your mind, America. Closher or farther?

[backs away and rubs his face, then looks again]

...I still do not see it.

[kawfeehero]

Your nose probably rubbed it off. Trust me, it was there!

Double meaning go go.

[moonhasnowind]

Perhaps your vision is worse than you first thought. If you are seeing false answers, perhaps you should not say them out loud, da?

[kawfeehero]

Or maybe your big ambitions and nose are blocking your way.

[moonhasnowind]

Perhaps you are delusional.

[kawfeehero]

Perhaps you're delusional.

[moonhasnowind]

Monkey see, monkey do.

[kawfeehero]

Glad to know you're getting to know your inner primate.

[moonhasnowind]

I was referring to you, my insolent jackass.