part 69 is the evil twin

[aphanon_meme]

Hi, I'm 7 years old and I laughed at "69." ... Anyway. Just a week and a few days until Halloween~ I'm excited! I may have already gotten bags of candy... nom.

Enjoy part 69!

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[kawfeehero]

[ Setting up a booth. ]

And... Done!

[kawfeehero]

So does that make me a Monkass or a Jackey?

[moonhasnowind]

It makes you insolent.

[kawfeehero]

So I'm warm.

[moonhasnowind]

Da. Warm, beautiful... [reaches out and caresses your cheek]

...and very, very stupid.

[kawfeehero]

[ Shivers a bit at first, Russia is cold, but ignores the hand. ]

Talk about your own intelligence!

war trenched

[moonhasnowind]

[ slaps SO VERY HARD lightly ]

Coming from the country who bankrupted most of the world, I think it is amusing...

[kawfeehero]

What's banking gotta do with smarts?

[moonhasnowind]

If one is smart, one uses money wisely. If one is stupid, one uses money unwisely.

[kawfeehero]

If a fool owns money, he doesn't know what to spend it on.

[moonhasnowind]

Correct. He spends it on anything and everything.

[kawfeehero]

And, since he's a fool, he will have spent it all. But he will come into possession of more money, because fools are lucky.

[moonhasnowind]

And he will continue to spend it unwisely. One day, he has a run of bad luck and does not find money. He is then steadily poor, while the man who spends it wisely leans back and says, "Ja že vam govoril."

[Fuck you, Russian. D:]

[kawfeehero]

I'm glad you see it through your own eyes, poor man.

[moonhasnowind]

Is shame you could not correctly say it, though. Come, America, is not so hard. "Ja že vam gorovil." [repeats it slower] "Jah zhe vam gorovil." Ah, as in 'yield', little one, for the i in gorovil.

Let's try this again.

[kawfeehero]

Jaaaah zeeehhhhh vaaaammmmm guuuurooooville. It sounds like magic words! Like "Open sesame!" and "Alakazam!"