i think the people i like the most are those who can complain in such a way as to make their grievance known but make it seem as though it were an ordinary statement nothing special. Fuck keepin it inside that is dumb and fuck being a bitch about it thaqt it equally as dumb.

I will choke until I swallow ( Read more... )

I Like My Hands.

Gook is very fat.
When asked about his girlfriend. Says
Did her in a week.

Ronald Reagan liked jelly beans.
He liked books by Shel Silverstein.
He had alzheimers
was an old timer.
And now is making the grass green.

Black history month is now here
Militant black people i fear
My ancestors slaves
they now are in graves
and now they want payback severe.

These are a lot harder than haikus scroll down bitch.

February is
Black history month also
It is the short one.

Muhammed Ali
Has Parkinson’s that must suck
To take a leak. damn.

Hobos are badass.
They have cool Harmonicas.
Belongings in sacks.

Ronald Reagan had
Alzheimers. Can’t remember
He was president.

National Orgasm Day ( Read more... )

Has anyone other than me seen the movie the Boiler Room?

God Damn I like that movie, I do need to see all of it though. Shit.

this has to be the hottest thing ever.

18+ Bitches It's worth it though

Viral Pharyngitis is no fun. It sucks because it is the most bullshit disease there is no real pain until you try to swallow something then knives in your throat. Damn I forgot how much i preffered bacterial infections that are easily killable. shit. I hope this gets better soon.