Glee 4x14 Picspam
Blah Finchel. I really haven't missed Finchel, and their dynamic this episode was...weird. Or maybe Ian just doesn't care about them and phoned in the writing, which is also possible.
Also reason #12384798573 why I love Canada: they don't have those 'DLSV' things under the rating. It's just PG, they don't care who's kissing who or who's saying what, it's all PG.
"I'M THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!" and everybody in the Lima Bean turns around to look at the crazy guy shouting. I also love that Finn was the voice of the fandom here, "not everything is about you, Rachel!'
Also why does Rachel have her old!Rachel straight hair in some scenes and her new!Rachel wavy hair in others? Can they just not decide what direction they want to go in with her?
So why does Will's mother not get a real name like Mike and Jim, whoever they are?
Lol at Finn's, "But the walls are glass and there are like 50 people out there". Also he looks good in that shirt.
This whole thing is so stupid. Okay, Finn kissed her, but during the episode it honestly seemed like his gut reaction to stop her panicking and nothing else, and now suddenly Finn has feelings? Even though he knows he and Rachel are 'endgame' later?
William Schuester, inappropriately touching people since 2009.
...why are Marley and Jake happy to see him? They barely knew him!
I'd love to know where the costume people find all of Artie's ugly vests.
Also lol at Emma's 'big...boobies.'
Okay, this was cute.
Also Ryder and Jake should just fuck, y/y? I don't buy their friendship all the time, but they have way more chemistry than Jake/Marley or Ryder/Marley, so...
Also wow Mark has not aged gracefully over the past year. He looks older than he is now.
And now we have new!sexy!Rachel for some reason. This whole scene was just...all the Finchel was *weird*, and I don't know why, but the vibe was not reading well to me.
Also sigh at her, 'I'll sing and you can sway in the background!'
Okay, this was funny, when they were being bad actors.
Also I love that the class was about eagles and there was a line about 'like an eagle defends his nest' in the song.
I'm sure the students here are used to random musical performances. Also what happened to Ricky Martin? The new Spanish teacher was Mrs. Sanchez or something, so did he just disappear?
See? "History of the American Bald Eagle"
I like Quinntana. They're intellectually compatible, Naya and Dianna have good chemistry, and they're both smoking hot. I don't think it'll go anywhere, but I'd be okay with it if it did.
Hi, Ali! I'm kind of in the middle about Ali, but she and her girlfriend are adorable in real life and I don't mind her on the whole.
Artie has no idea what's going on here.
Yes, Marley's really not going to notice that the flowers and how Jake 'remembers' she likes peonies (and really? Peonies are pretty much the biggest ant-magnets around. If you have them in your garden, you're getting overrun!) all somehow come from Ryder talking about it.
I do feel bad for him, but...dude, it's nice you're being a good friend, but you and Jake really aren't that close and you're only hurting yourself at this point...
Honest question for anybody reading this who didn't get spoilers: who did you think this was?
Also the editors, I want to hug all of them. Okay, so we're not supposed to know who Kurt's making out with, and the *instant* Blaine pops up their theme starts playing in the background and I loved it (also they were supposed to be playing 'At Last' in the background but I guess that didn't fit the mood of the scene in the end!)
Is this show really on Fox? Tearing at clothes and making out in a car? I'm amazed.
This amuses me, Blaine's trying to undo his tie and Kurt's just given up on figuring clothes out and is like rubbing at Blaine's chest.
And, hallelujah, for the first time ever Kurt initiates a kiss!
...unf. This is just...yes.
lol at them both like rolling their eyes at the interruption.
Also, you can see Blaine's pants are like falling off when he gets out of the car and he says this little giddy/embarrassed 'oh my God' that's just really adorable, and they're both trying to cover the fact they're aroused with their coats and the amount of perfection in this scene cannot be expressed.
Lol. This was so unnecessary on Sue's part, though. I mean, she's mad because...the school let Finn run the Glee Club, something she has nothing to do with. K then.
Why are Will and Rachel kissing we just don't know.
AMBER SINGING OPERA AND SLAYING IT YOU GO GIRL.
WHY IS SAM THE ONLY ONE LOOKING AT THE BOOK IT'S LIKE HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS I'M CACKLING.
Also Jayma gets major props for how fast she had to speak-sing this song, and it was crack-y and musical theatre and I quite liked it.
BRAD!11!!!111!! I'VE MISSED YOU, BRAD!
Lol Becky.
And I honestly was not missing the Will/Finn scenes at all, also Will seems...not that surprised that Emma ran out on him. Good confidence in your own fiancee, dude.
Rosario Cruz from Alaska. K then.
I love how Quinn like touches Santana's arm and then Santana's all 'wait, she's flirting with me...k then!' and that's pretty much it.
And now Ryder's spending his own money to buy Marley gifts? Is he getting reimbursed for this?
Haha, the one extra said that Sam and Mike were 'acting like idiots' at the reception and look at them, Sam's like in a ballerina pose and Mike's hugging him from behind and I have no idea what's going on here...
KURT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Also I've missed him just being a goof in performances. And them performing on Valentine's is a thing now, isn't it? Even if the first year only Blaine was signing.
Rachel trying to be all supportive and 'no woman runs away from her wedding just because somebody else kissed her!'. K then.
Oh, Tina. I'm so glad this storyline was wrapped up.
She still looks unconvinced.
And lol, this wouldn't convince me, but Artie's a much better dancer than this anyway xP
YAY DRINKING WHOO!!
...and they can't keep their hands off of each other.
Yay, Mike and Brittany get to dance together!
And again, Mike and Sam being dorks.
He looks so enthralled by those cupcakes. Also, Kurt, how is your trip through Egypt going? Because if you have to say four or five times that you're 'just friends' with somebody, you're pretty deep in denial.
This scene was gold. Kurt was so scandalized by the whole thing xP
And then Tina being all, 'WHAT NO I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WASN'T CREEPY I HAVE TO GO YOU'RE A BAD BOYFRIEND KURT' and flouncing away. Although some of her points were valid, but honestly, she's in no position to tell Kurt his downfalls.
"Did you vapo-rape my ex-boyfriend?!" YES.
Why is Sue hanging around?
...they just need to have a threesome or let Ryder and Jake have it out.
Also their excuse this week for Kitty/Joe/Unique/Sugar missing is Asian Bird Flu? K.
WHY IS SAM WAITING TO CATCH THE BOUQUET SAM YOU ARE A DORK.
...I really do not like this scene. Finn comes off like a douche, and I love Finn so this pains me to say, but it was like...psycho-serial-killer-ish with the pulling the petals off and 'are you really sure that's how you feel? Because we're endgame. You're my girlfriend' which basically was him saying, 'I don't care about your feelings because we're going to end up together so even if you don't think so I'm telling you we're together' and just...no. Writers, no. Where is my sweet, bumbling, well-intentioned but slightly confused Finn? I don't like this new 'sexy' Finn. He's creepy.
I am *shocked* they did not kiss and Klaine got to. Shocked.
ALSO I'M CRYING YOU CAN SEE HER STEP OFF THE BOX SHE'S STANDING ON SHE LOOKS DOWN AND LIKE STUMBLES OUT OF THE FRAME.
... *sniff*. This is the most intimate they've ever danced together, and the way Blaine's holding him, I...
I really hope this wasn't the song they were planning on singing to Wemma. It's a one-night-stand song.
Brave man for approaching Sue.
And Quinn's thinking about some sweet lady lovin' right now.
Look at how happy Kurt is, too. All of these stupid, 'Blaine is pressuring him, he doesn't want any of it' arguments are so invalid.
THEIR ROOM NUMBER IS 206. THAT IS THE EPISODE THEY MET. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.
I somehow knew this was coming like a second before it did, but again I love that they made it really clear this is all on Kurt. Blaine's not pressuring him, he's prepared to walk away if Kurt wants it, and Kurt's just 'lol no, you're getting fucked into the mattress, sir' and yanks him in. Sexually!confident!Kurt is love.
And Blaine's little grin when he realizes that Kurt wants this is priceless:
They're sweet and so, so bland.
I love this, too, how there's just no drama and they're legit just having fun and being sexy and that's all it needs to be.
And Santana throwing her arms up all, 'I'M GETTING LAID, BITCHES!' had me cackling.
Yes, they're cute, too.
THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS JUST SO AWKWARD I'M SORRY.
Also Rachel has to get undressed under the covers and they have sex in the dark. K.
...I knew this scene was coming, and it still shocked me. This is the network that last year had two boys 'having sex' by lying fully-clothed on a perfectly made bed and barely touching. And now we get this.
They're both so gorgeous, and Kurt's knowing little smirk. Blaine's speech didn't bother me the way Finn's did, because he wasn't telling Kurt they were together no matter what. He's saying, 'I know you're hiding your real feelings and I'm not going to pressure you until you can admit it' which I think is a better way of going about it! Especially since it's very easy to tell that, even if Kurt still doesn't trust Blaine or want to admit he feels the same, Chris' facial expressions make it obvious that this wasn't just sex, and it won't ever be with them.
And here, where he leans in to kiss Blaine and his 'I'll see you downstairs' in that sultry almost-whisper and the smirk and *guh*, he is so not a baby penguin anymore. And I commend Blaine on his self-control not just pulling him back for round two. And the real indication that Kurt`s feeling more than he`s letting on? Yup, the Klaine theme is playing in the background again.
HE'S SO SMUG AND HAPPY THOUGH OH MY GOSH. He knows darn well that Kurt's not unaffected and that it meant something. Smug little cupcake.
And unlike Santana who celebrates before getting laid, he does it after. Also there's no question who's topping anymore, is there, with how assertive Kurt is? ;) And look at that nightstand: Blaine's tie, used tissues, bottle of lube...yeah, they had fun.
Quinn and Santana are both so hot, though.
And she's totally into it.
As is evidenced by her immediate 'yes' to round two.
I assume this was a joke about them being in wheelchairs, but we know Artie's got, um, functioning equipment, although them both giggling and acting like it was an in-joke made it work better.
I'm glad they didn't all have sex. Also the editing of these scenes was so cool, with it looking like the same room at times.
...this is the closest we've seen Finn to shirtless in over two years. Sigh. Also Rachel, what a good person you are, sleeping with him and then flying straight back to your new guy.
But Brochel kiss and Finchel don't? WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING???
So, any bets on this one? Is he a gigolo? Are they trying to get us to believe it and then they're going to reveal the truth later? Is it possible for Finn to be the right guy for Rachel just because he's the right guy, and not because they assassinate all of Rachel's other boyfriends' characters (Jesse and the eggs, Brody being some male prostitute, etc.)
It's bad that this felt so normal for me it honestly took me a while to realize that Kurt shouldn't be there. But I was expecting Kurt to just disappear after that hotel room scene, and the fact that he stayed an extra day just to hang out with Blaine going on platonic!dates? Love.
Tina talking about them being soulmates. Kurt being, for the millionth time, 'NO FRIENDS FRIENDS ONLY JUST FRIENDS!' Blaine's face that clearly tells us Kurt's still merrily floating down DeNile and he's not going to say anything until Kurt will admit it to himself. Although now we have an actual expression for 'lol platonic!Klaine'. Because platonic!Klaine doesn't exist.
I've just missed scenes with Blaine and Kurt being dorky friends together, so this was so nice.
And we all knew this was coming. And nobody cares about this love triangle at all.
...yeah, I'm done with Will/Finn scenes. Finn and Kurt don't acknowledge each other all episode, give me a scene with them instead of more creepy Will/Finn stuff.
Ali can come back if she wants.
I loved the casual outfits this number.
BLAINE ANDERSON IS BACK HE'S WEARING BOWTIES NO MORE SAD!BLAINE I AM EXCITE.
How long do we think they'll drag the Marley/Ryder/Jake thing out?
Does Rachel still write down her period? Some people thought this was Brody's scheduling book but I don't think so. Also my mom, when Rachel was complaining about her stomach, was all, 'SEE IT'S A THING!' because whenever she flies she gets stomach cramps, and then she was like, 'OR MAYBE SHE HAS AN STD SLEEPING WITH ALL THESE GUYS' so she didn't guess Rachel might be pregnant, but still xP
I can handle Blaine/Tina as friends without creepy!Tina.
...and are we going to throw Finn under the bus again by making him think, for the second time, he's a father? We just don't know.
So, three week hiatus, and then Klaine singing 'Come What May', and fantasy or not, it's going to be glorious.
I leave you with some hot boys groping each other, and please hit the comments :)
(Also, just a PSA, I don't think I'm going to post these in the Finn/Kurt group anymore because that's...not really anything related to what's in them anymore, so I'll just post them on my personal blog if you're still finding them over there :) )