Well, this is a fine mess. Sure, we stopped another Apocalypse, but now Spike's even more in need of blood! I tried to kill the demons that went after him last night so he wouldn't have to exhaust himself, but there were too many of them and I had a hard enough time keeping them from killing me. Good thing that nice Robin was there to lend a hand, ( Read more... )

I cannot believe all of the local butcher's shops have closed at the same time. Every single one of them in town is either closed for remodelling or closed while the owner takes a vacation. I tried to look through the windows of one that is supposedly closed for remodelling and I didn't see any sign of work being done in it. There was no permit in ( Read more... )

Well, it's finally safe to turn the television back on again. Although all of the other stores are still trying to get rid of their excess merchandise left-over from that damn holiday. I had to go to the grocery store yesterday and was assaulted by huge displays of stuffed bunnies in hideously colored baskets ( Read more... )

A customer wanted to know about my days as a vengeance demon today. Ms Hamilton is a demonologist, and has heard of my work. I was more than happy to answer her questions, so we've set up a time for me to be interviewed by her on Friday after I close the shop. She's even going to pay me for my stories! It's about time someone appreciated all of my ( Read more... )

My shop is once again open and back to being profitable. Honestly, there ought to be an insurance company that provides help to shop owners that are prone to frequent demon attacks. I'm not sure how much longer our insurance company will continue to pay for damage due to "violently insane" customers. Not to mention our rates keep rising because of ( Read more... )

I know who sent those demons to rob my shop. Not personally, but I have a description and a name now. Of course, it may be a fake name but it's still a name. And I have an address.

After interrogating a few demons and vampires last night, Spike and I came across a woman being attacked by the Espresso Pump. Spike started to interrogate the vamp ( Read more... )

Nobody's found out who sent those demons to rob my shop yet, so I'm taking things into my own hands. Well, actually Spike's hands, and my gift for interrogation. I know there has to be a demon or a vamp around here that knows something. Word spreads quickly on the demon grapevine and I intend to find out what exactly the latest word is. I'm taking ( Read more... )

Antonio came to see me the other day. I was trying to sweep up the merchandise and broken glass when he came in. I didn't even know he was in town, so you can imagine my surprise. Then he started talking to me about Spike, and how he couldn't believe that I would choose to be with Spike rather than him. Well, I didn't know I had chosen! Antonio's ( Read more... )

I had a nice quiet evening of sex planned with Spike last night, well maybe not quiet, but that's when the local gang of biker demons decided to try and rob my shop! Honestly, what would they want with magic supplies? That race of demons are usually more concerned with smashing and looting people's houses and taking over towns than they are with ( Read more... )

Well, this is just inconvenient now. Those vamps that were picking fights with Spike recently have now progressed into demons. And with tails. Tails that have been throwing Spike around and causing him to have to spend a night alone in his crypt recuperating instead of in my apartment giving me many orgasms! At least he's being reasonable and ( Read more... )