Apr 21, 2004 22:41
Well, this is a fine mess. Sure, we stopped another Apocalypse, but now Spike's even more in need of blood! I tried to kill the demons that went after him last night so he wouldn't have to exhaust himself, but there were too many of them and I had a hard enough time keeping them from killing me. Good thing that nice Robin was there to lend a hand, or we could've all been more seriously hurt. I wonder why Buffy hasn't snatched him up yet? He's very nicely shaped, I bet he'd be a good orgasm buddy for her.
So now Spike's laid up in his crypt trying to heal, and there isn't any place to buy blood in this damn town to speed up the process. It's been over a week since we've enjoyed orgasms together, and without any food for him I doubt he'll have me upside down and halfway to happy anytime soon.
Well, this has got to stop. Seeing as how I'm all bruised up thanks to that little weasel and his Apocalypse attempt, I'm not opening the shop until Friday. I'm not too bruised up to drive, however, so tomorrow I will go to LA and pick up a shipment of blood for Spike. Hopefully it will help him heal and hold him over until the butcher's re-open here in town.