4 cans of grolsch. 1/2 gram of the green ( Read more... )

I had to stop my hand from going to facebook, where I had originally intended to post this. It's a sad thing, but this is my first instinct with the internet. I sit down to research a paper and, before I've decided which search engine to use, I've already magically gone straight to facebook, a useless gesture considering that would've been the ( Read more... )

Dear George Lucas,

You're breaking my heart.

Sincerely,
Michael Bloom

Coffee-water-whisky, cigarettes, and essays. Welcome to my exam schedule. My body hates me.

-Mike Bloom

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i would much rather have been dave mustaine on the verge of an overdose than have my name attached to anything following "...And Justice For All".

at least megadeth always brought the metal and never cut their hair.

so i was feeling real down-in-the-dumps like earlier, but it turns out that so does everyone. and what's better is that my humdrum mood is totally reversible, and would be incredibly easy to do so.

that is the story of how i discovered that i only seek happiness when i know that others have failed miserably doing so.

things are looking up!

I wager with extreme comfort that by December 2008 there will be a black president leading the states.

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i'm still not sure whether or not i approve of this soliciting of image, but i do believe that obama, while clandestinely wielding the race card and is essentially only an idealist, has the power to reignite politics as an forum of intrigue and ( Read more... )

I hated Cloverfield as much as I hate you.

figure that out on your own.

Holy Shit.

I can't believe this exists and I never knew.

Did you guys know about this?

If you did and didn't tell me I'll be pretty upset.

Not THAT upset, but upset enough to give you a good scolding.

Actually, never mind. I'm not to familiar with how to scold somebody.

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So let's be honest for a second here: absolutely everybody (and I do mean EVERYBODY) wishes they could travel through time, specifically according to Back to the Future rules and not Terminator rules and definitely not Timerider rules, which are just silly. Why wouldn't you? It's a legitimate desire, and even Einstein thinks its possible, and who ( Read more... )