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[anticlaw]

The sun is shining, the birds are singing and my fucking pig just charged someone's ankles on command.

What a world we do live in.

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[fabium]

He makes me so proud.

[anticlaw]

He inspires me to better myself in every way.

[fabium]

Yeah, me too.

Also: if Dung and I come over and get pissed, don't let me cut my hair. I WILL REGRET IT IMMEDIATELY, I KNOW I WILL, and I think you will, too, a little. REMEMBER WHAT IT'LL LOOK LIKE.

[dunged]

FABS I'M GOING TO DO IT WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT MAN

[dunged]

oh man that is the greatest fucking thing ever, who'd he attack

[anticlaw]

Actually, it might have been one of your mangey friends.

[dunged]

then he's been put to great use! but why the fuck were they at your flat love

[anticlaw]

He had a lazy eye, if that rings any bells.

They weren't at my flat, we were working on lead training.

[dunged]

MCKINNON YOU GODDESS

[anticlaw]

I did a pretty damn good job, didn't I?

[dunged]

I fucking love it I mean it'll take some getting used to cos I look like bait for a fucking paedophile but I CAN FEEL MY NECK MCKINNON THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC

we'll see how long it lasts yeah

[anticlaw]

You're going to be positively swarmed by underage girls, Dung. They love babyfaced types with fuzzy necks.

[steadied]

This is just, uh, proof that Mundungus is a genius. A real genius.

[dunged]

no, you

[steadied]

Um.

No, me?

[dunged]

you're the genius man