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Mar 08, 1979 10:48

The sun is shining, the birds are singing and my fucking pig just charged someone's ankles on command.

What a world we do live in.

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dunged October 7 2007, 05:02:50 UTC

MCKINNON YOU GODDESS

anticlaw October 7 2007, 05:06:53 UTC

I did a pretty damn good job, didn't I?

dunged October 7 2007, 05:08:10 UTC

I fucking love it I mean it'll take some getting used to cos I look like bait for a fucking paedophile but I CAN FEEL MY NECK MCKINNON THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC

we'll see how long it lasts yeah

anticlaw October 7 2007, 05:10:43 UTC

You're going to be positively swarmed by underage girls, Dung. They love babyfaced types with fuzzy necks.

dunged October 7 2007, 05:12:23 UTC

FUCK YEAH MY COCK IS GOING TO HAVE THIRD DEGREE FUCKING BURNS so excited, do I really have a baby face that fucking scares me

dunged October 7 2007, 05:15:19 UTC

I'm sorry love that was inappropriate I WILL NOT BE SHAGGING MINORS SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY not at all

anticlaw October 7 2007, 05:18:38 UTC

Just don't go about writing it down for god's sake.

(For the record, if I ever see you anywhere near my sister I will fucking end you.)

dunged October 7 2007, 05:21:46 UTC

do you really think I'm that fucking stupid

(right right I'll wait a couple years yeah)

anticlaw October 7 2007, 05:28:20 UTC

Of course not, but I do think you look like a bloody Catholic school boy. Christ this is weird.

(PERMANENTLY OFF LIMITS, DUNG.)

dunged October 7 2007, 05:30:01 UTC

ISN'T IT FUCKING GREAT it makes me want to fuck with people, go back to my mum and beg forgiveness and then ransack her fucking house and shite, cept I'd do that anyway BUT STILL I feel like I can get away with more shite now, do you want to join me love

(WHO WILL TEACH HER HOW TO LOVE)

anticlaw October 7 2007, 05:49:34 UTC

I think I need some more time to pat myself on the back for managing to give you a proper fringe after a mug and a half of vodka.

(NO ONE, I PLAN TO FORCE HER INTO A CONVENT ONCE SHE LEAVES SCHOOL. She can make cheese with monks or whatever the fuck it is they do at convents.)

dunged October 7 2007, 05:54:58 UTC

don't blame you it really is fucking brilliant, you can be my stylist from now on love

(FUCK THAT SHITE that's no fun, don't you want her to grow up like her big sister)

fabium October 7 2007, 13:04:44 UTC

LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOU!!!

dunged October 7 2007, 21:28:55 UTC

DON'T I FUCKING KNOW IT you know I'm kind of glad you didn't do it now yeah

fabium October 7 2007, 23:10:18 UTC

Yeah, it looks much better on you. Is your neck cold yet? Did you save the old hair?? You could make it into a scarf! AMAZING YES?

dunged October 8 2007, 02:04:57 UTC

also Marlene's right I'm way too fucking attached to your hair

IF ANYONE HAS THE HAIR IT'S HER, ASK HER FOR IT MAN I HAVE LEARNED FROM MAKING MY HAIR INTO THINGS

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