Subtracted from the sum of the human condition...embarrassment?

[sensaes]

Ranking as the start of one of the most wide-ranging conversations of the week, and a welcome distraction from a lot of number-crunching and policy-wonking, a former colleague threw out a question to a cynical wolf:

"Are we witnessing the death of embarrassment?"Evidence cited (examples recent and current

Comments

[sensaes]

Did I mention Tiger's money-grabbing line of slappers?

No. Apparently I didn't. That's all right, then...

Quick as a flash...

[sensaes]

http://www.inquisitr.com/51808/motivation-from-tiger-woods/

...although it's not really helping those board-level discussions about the maintenance of sponsorship contracts. Much.

That T*g*r W**ds injunction. (Sadly not in full.)

[sensaes]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8408760.stm

Yeah. That's going to work on the Internetz. Definitely.

Coming Soon: The T*g*r W**ds Ex-Flame Name Generator. Simply input the following data:

A fruit.
A sexual position.
A hair colour.
Lacrimosity.
A book deal advance from a scurrilous publisher.
A U.S. television network.
Oprah (on hold for two weeks).

Jennifer Blondelimefliproast - That Tiger's Always Got Wood.

F*ck 'em.

[sensaes]

http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods_UK_media_gag_order,_10_Dec_2009

[astartesyriaca]

Brilliant post. x

[sensaes]

Thanks, sweetie. Did you see the Star Trek - The Next Generation mash-up/redubbed vid a couple of entries back (http://community.livejournal.com/anti_gravitas/368999.html)?

[sensaes]

Dear Information Week,

I cannot begin to tell you how delighted I am that your RSS feed has been sponsored for the past fortnight by NEC.

The reason why I can't begin to tell you this is because the poxy embedded 30-second video which appears on every fucking RSS entry slows down the page-loading time so much that, by the time the comment box appears, I've fallen into a coma.

Since subtlety is arguably something that we both lack (otherwise you would've negotiated a sponsorship deal involving a discreet, hyperlinked logo, and I wouldn't be calling you a bunch of fucking cunts...which I am, and you are), I'll just end on a note of hope:

I hope your website falls under the Internet equivalent of a large, ugly Russian truck. And dies.

Hugs 'n' kisses,
sensaes.

P.S. NEC suck rats' cocks.

[sensaes]

Seriously - look at this nonsense: http://syndicated.livejournal.com/infoweek_rss/1906278.html

Every bloody entry.

Gah.

I have absolutely no idea why people keep randomly sending me this link.

[sensaes]

http://lifehacker.com/5305094/how-to-crack-a-wi+fi-networks-wep-password-with-backtrack

But they do.

[Beat.]

You can stop now.

Please.