"Off to Bilderberg this year, petal? Bring me back some Ouzo, would you?"

[sensaes]

If you tell someone that you'll be watching Alex Jones' documentary The Obama Deception (http://www.infowars.com) this evening, the best you can hope for is either a knowing wink or a blank stare. (Audio equivalent of the latter just received, courtesy of astartesyriaca.)

I don't know why it hasn't got an

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[astartesyriaca]

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[sensaes]

I've no idea what I'm going to do with those Iberian pork loin fillets, y'know. As far as I can tell, you can't cook 'em in a conventional oven.

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[astartesyriaca]

I don't want food that can't be cooked in a conventional oven. As a rule.

(Except microwave popcorn.)

Bring it along next time you visit up here. xo

[sensaes]

Well, what with the notices (yes, I've been translating 'em) about not requiring refrigeration, the entire package having been sterilised, and no apparent "use before" date, I think it's probably safe to assume that it's got a half-life of half a century, and liable to withstand a nuclear blast.

I've popped 'em in the 'fridge anyway. (Better safe than sorry.)