Hail, said Merlin mysteriously

[anti_cyclone]

I was halfway between Utrecht and school when it started to hail. By the time I had gone another block, white drifts were piling up on the sidewalk, the gutters were overflowing, and I was completely soaked. Fortunately, the paper I had bought was carefully wrapped in a plastic bag, and was undamaged. I mopped myself up a bit with paper towels in

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[jamiam]

Oh, dear.

[chronographia]

Well, huh.

I am more Palpatine than you. In the other hand I am also an Ewok. I SHALL HOLD ILLIMITABLE DOMINION OVER ALL OF YOU WITH MY FLUFFY ROUND-EYED CUTENESS BEFORE STRIKING YOU DED MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[anti_cyclone]

Remarkably accurate, as I said. (The Professor recommended that I use my Sith lightning for the purpose of cooking food.)

Chargrilled.

[chronographia]

(To paraphrase a sentiment of iharthdarth's, would you like barbecue or honey mustard sauce with your Dark Side?)