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HAH! If Mother thought Daddy didn't have the weapons to fight this wrong, he was very wrong indeed! There are two things Daddy'll never go without: his cell phone for taking instant, priceless Haruhi snapshots and his Haruhi deluxe special edition files in tripe copy! For detailed Haruhi snapshots. WE HAVE SAVED PICTURES:
WHO'S THE MANLIEST ONE OF THEM ALL?
It's most definitely Daddy and not Mother, isn't it?! That's how it goes in every fairy tale, so might as well admit it: with his trembling red lips and slender silhouette, Daddy's flexible masculinity can't be denied!
Helpless Mother stands no chance! Besides, Mother's behaviour is much more feminine, anyway: always, "Heeeeeeelp, Tamakiiiiiiiiiii, heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee," or "Oh, Tamaki, whatever would we do withoooooout yoooooooou," or "Tamaki, I'm so meek and humble and lost in this lonely, scary world, thank God you're here to save me!"
WELL, JUST BECAUSE I DO YOU THAT COURTESY DOESN'T MAKE ME THE LADY OF THE TWO.
Oh, and, um, of course, er. The kids took after their father. Unless they're misbehaving, then they're Mother's.
So, City ladies and gentlemen, if you can- help us decide here, won't you? Not only is this conflict ruining such a long matrimony, but it also made Daddy feel deeply insecure: should he never again wear his shiny-shiny pink nail polish? Is that... could it be... not very princely?! NO WAY!
Ah - and since someone else opened a matchmaking service today, I think we might try to work together. Thank you for your business ♥