[ audio; ]

[usa_fuckyeah]

[Static sounds in, before words begin to cut in here and there--]

--so cool! Looks like a virtual reality ga-- [white noise] --cooler than Japan's pho-- [static] --it's on?! Whoa!

[a brief pause, and a clearing of the throat]My fellow citizens, Americans, whatever y'all are! Listen up! This is your nation, America, speaking here, and I'm here to

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continuing on his mission of talking to the entire Hetalia cast

[the_daybreak]

Another... country?

AROUND THE WORLD IN THIRTEEN MINUTES yeahhh

[usa_fuckyeah]

You got that right, mister! And not just any ol' country, either-- you're talking to the number one superpower, the best in the world, the leader of all free nations, the good ol' United States of America! You don't have to applaud me, I can tell by your voice that you're stunned to meet me, even through the radio! Ha ha ha ha ha!

xDD

[the_daybreak]

...

Is that what you are? [HE'S NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE COUNTRIES, THEY JUST END UP TELLING HIM THEY'RE COUNTRIES /SOB]

[usa_fuckyeah]

'Course I am, bub! I got no reason to lie, man, and besides, heroes don't lie unless it's absolutely necessary, like when you gotta save the beautiful heroine from a fate worse than death and the villain's bluffing you! You're not a villain, are you? 'Cuz man, it'd be so much easier if you just admit it now and give in to defeat!

[ voice ]

[bombtoss]

Don't speak to everyone here as if they're from America!

[ voice ]

[usa_fuckyeah]

Well, I woulda' tried to get a census in before my speech so I knew what I was dealing with here, but that would have taken forever! But don't worry, my heroism doesn't extend only to my people-- I'll save you, too, even if you're an Iranian with a mean aim with a sneaker!

[ voice ]

[bombtoss]

---The President?

[ voice ]

[usa_fuckyeah]

You mean my boss? What about him? He's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, man! But hey, don't let the Republicans know that-- they're kinda out for blood!

[ Text ]

[memoriesclouded]

I'm not American.

[ ...blinking cursor... ]

I've never heard of America.

[ Text ]

[usa_fuckyeah]

STOP PLAYING PRANKS WITH ME RUSSIA I EXIST WAY MORE THAN YOU DO

[ Text ]

[memoriesclouded]

My name's not Russia.

[ Text ]

[usa_fuckyeah]

OH THEN WHO ARE YOU I NEED TO KNOW DO YOU NEED A MAP I HAVE A MAP YOU CAN BORROW

voice;

[englaland]

Don't speak so brashly! And don't suggest I foot the bill for you own destructive oafishness, you idiot!

voice;

[usa_fuckyeah]

--Is precisely what England would say! Hey, man, even the accent sounded good-- I am on fire today! Ha ha ha ha!

voice;

[englaland]

Wanker! You're offending people by the sound of your voice, shouldn't that do something to clue you in? Why on earth anyone thought you could help is beyond me!

voice;

[usa_fuckyeah]

Ha ha ha ha, man, whoever you are, you sure do a good impression of England! Hey, you some stand-up comic or something? You could really make it big-- people love this kinda schtick!

video.

[shamlock]

Hold on. The country America?

[ ... yeah, okay. this is one of the stranger arrivals. ]

You might want to tone it down a bit, for your sake. Politics is a messy business.

[audio]

[usa_fuckyeah]

You got it, pal, that's me! The good ol' U.S.A.! Hey, who're you, buddy? You sound like one of those smart kinds of people, you know?