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[usa_fuckyeah]

[Static sounds in, before words begin to cut in here and there--]

--so cool! Looks like a virtual reality ga-- [white noise] --cooler than Japan's pho-- [static] --it's on?! Whoa!

[a brief pause, and a clearing of the throat]My fellow citizens, Americans, whatever y'all are! Listen up! This is your nation, America, speaking here, and I'm here to

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[memoriesclouded]

I'm not American.

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I've never heard of America.

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[usa_fuckyeah]

STOP PLAYING PRANKS WITH ME RUSSIA I EXIST WAY MORE THAN YOU DO

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[memoriesclouded]

My name's not Russia.

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[usa_fuckyeah]

OH THEN WHO ARE YOU I NEED TO KNOW DO YOU NEED A MAP I HAVE A MAP YOU CAN BORROW

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[memoriesclouded]

I'm not a "country." Just a person.