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[ansemaru]

I realize that Metal Gear will end if Kojima were to die. This would be a tragedy on many levels. Therefore, I've formulated some FOOLPROOF plans to avert this potential crisis.

1. Nanomachines. Hideo puts his full faith in their properties to keep people alive and defy logic, so I do too!

2. We could turn him into a cyborg. This is well-known to

Comments

[draggycakes]

I totally approve of a nonmachine/cyborg Kojima! :D

[ansemaru]

FUCK YEAH

It'd still be vaguely frightening, BUT.

[petgirlsweet]

I totally approve of the Best Buy AU!

[ansemaru]

It may or may not be because I wanted to apply as Sasori in a role like that in the Grocerverse, but got beaten to the character.

[madsie]

"We could turn him into a cyborg. This is well-known to keep people alive well past their expiration dates. Though the new problem would probably be that in a cyborg body, the man would be unstoppable."

This.

[ansemaru]

I FAIL TO SEE WHY IT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA.