McSweeney's Proudly Presents

[anonymous_plume]

S H O R T  I M A G I N E D
M O N O L O G U E S .

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I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
BY MIKE LACHER

..."Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."...

Comments

[pokeystar]

<3 - both the font monologue and the font itself.

I can practically hear Dennis Leary playing comic sans.

[anonymous_plume]

ha! that's the perfect voice for this piece. ;)

[kittylefish]

thanks for posting this. *likes comic sans* *likes papyrus* *hates helvetica* *adores daffodils in motherfucking spring*

[anonymous_plume]

any time! i'm really thinking i'll be using that daffodil quote in the very near future.

[lariopefic]

Oh, shit! *wipes tears*

I loved it! :)

[anonymous_plume]

lol. love McS.