Title:  So Much For This Battle
Author: anonymous_plume
Words:  4820
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: R
Summary:  Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
A/N:  Many thanks to just_a_dram for her quick eye and helpful tweakings.  First Johnlock pr0n, you guys.  No promises of quality, but there you have it. (p.s. last post of the day, omg i'm sorry.)

( Well. John may have won, may have completely and irrevocably broken him, but it didn’t mean he didn’t have at least a little pride. He could still maintain his dignity for fuck’s sake. )

Couple more silly dialogue only beneath the cuts.

( Burrito Boom )

I've seen a few of these around, and I'm wholly intrigued with the idea of dialogue only stuff. So. Thus begins the first weird one[s].  Or, three, I guess.

I'll tag these if anyone's interested in finding more sprinkled throughout this journal.

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( Stake Out )

Title: Just Another Flesh Wound
Word Count: 879
Characters: Sherlock and John
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gen, pre-slash. Blood, allusion to violence. Mild language. (Not beta'd. Obvs.)
Summary: Apparently, John is a human pin-cushion.

( Love is stab wounds. )

Hey. I found this site. It's terrible.

Terribly funny.

In an immature but awesome kind of way. It's called damnyouautocorrect.com and it's sister site parentsshouldnttext.com. The idea is that people post screencaps of autocorrected text messages (from their iphones) that are horridly embarrassing and not done on purpose - autocorrect messed ( Read more... )

You all know Posh Nosh, right? Someone said something yesterday that reminded me that I hadn't actually finished watching the last three "episodes" so I started going through them last night.

If you have never seen it, it's distressingly funny. Distressingly, you guys. It's basically a surreal-ish foodie show from the perspective of a married ( Read more... )

You guys wanna laugh for a second?

This blog is the funniest thing I've read/seen in at least a month. I had tears and then a coughing fit from laughing so hard.


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*playfully teases*
Much love for Twilighters (well, some of you, and I think those "you"'s agree when I say some), but this just had me rolling.

Via NPR:

Five More Fictional Characters Bella Swan Should Fall Madly In Love WithI'll let you read that at your leisure. I will admit that the examples could be better, but then, that's not the point. ( Read more... )

S H O R T  I M A G I N E D
M O N O L O G U E S .

- - - -
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
BY MIKE LACHER

..."Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."...

( Like daffodils in motherfucking spring. )

So I simply HAVE to share this with you all. Because it makes me laugh like freaking crazy. You guys Etsy right? Either way it doesn't matter.

This person has the funniest freaking bird prints, magnets, and postcards with absurd sayingslskdjfao8iuw3ejkhgf omg just funny. You must go. And you will laugh.

For example:


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