Christmas Sock Pr0n

[anonymous_plume]

Because Bluey and LuvSev encouraged me, as did PJ who did a quick beta, bc who else could given the content?

In the Spirit of Annual Christmas Poems of the Ridiculous ( see last year's LOL!Poem), I present this year's travesty.

Warnings: Fluff ahead.*

Er, context might be helpful.  This is in reply to Buzz's latest sock fetishcraze, and Bluey's theory

Comments

[droxy]

This is hilarious. Sock swapping. I have now officially seen it all.

Now I want kitten socks.

[anonymous_plume]

:D thanks, droxy!

Maybe Santa will be good to you?

[droxy]

Santa will get blow away with a shot gun and a semi automatic. I am not expecting Santa. =)

[anonymous_plume]

oh my, well then. perhaps mr. droxy will make a Target sock run.

[apollinav]

That was so fuxin' hilarious it makes me wanna smack a bitch. No, not really. I disapprove of violence.

~adores sock pr0n and your way with werdz~

Take a bow m'dear. Twas brilliant.

[anonymous_plume]

lolz! well, if violence were a thing to approve, i believe you'd smack a bitch good.

*basks and bows*

thx you, darlin'.

[mischievous_t]

Absolutely adores you!

[anonymous_plume]

I know.

[zauza]

RED SOCK WITH DUCKIES!!!!

You iz made of teh awesome Nom!
Brilliant!

*now needs new icon!

[anonymous_plume]

SQUEE!

I knoowww! I think I need sock icons now haha!

[shefa]

*giggles

It's as good an explanation as any, and so well told!

*smooches

[anonymous_plume]

*smooches right back* Thank you, my dear. I thought Bluey's theory was pretty sound, too. :P