I was flipping through bits whilst very briefly stalled on my sshg_exchange, only very briefly, mind, and found this amongst the clutter.

In Defense of Japan: A Haiku

Life-giving ocean,
fuck you. Fuck you and your plates
tectonic. You suck.

The end.

This is a repeat. Neruda repeated. What a grand thing to repeat.

I was flipping through some of my favorite Neruda poems and stumbled back onto this. Instantly, I went, "TARRANT!" Ohhh. It's perfection. But it's also Neruda, so it would be regardless.

Just so everyone else can enjoy it too, I re-post:

I Crave Your Mouth, Your Voice, Your ( Read more... )

Because Bluey and LuvSev encouraged me, as did PJ who did a quick beta, bc who else could given the content?

In the Spirit of Annual Christmas Poems of the Ridiculous ( see last year's LOL!Poem), I present this year's travesty.

Warnings: Fluff ahead.*

Er, context might be helpful.  This is in reply to Buzz's latest sock fetishcraze, and Bluey's theory ( Read more... )

I won't post anyore Neruda today after this, I swear. I mean, unless one really takes hold of me ( Read more... )

both by Neruda.

I Crave Your Mouth, Your Voice, Your HairDON'T GO FAR OFF, NOT EVEN FOR A DAY ( Read more... )