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I like these.

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by Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

THE PERFECT LIFE ( Read more... )

My mind is a very noisy place to be right now. I probably shouldn't be drinking coffee. Noisy isn't always bad, but today different parts of my brain are shouting at each other ( Read more... )

Last night, I made bread for the first time! It's okay, though I think if I make the recipe again I will use much, much less salt. (Maybe I read the recipe wrong--could it really have called for a tablespoon of salt?) The bread is also a bit dense. I don't really know what the dough should feel like, so it's possible that it was a bit dry. And ( Read more... )

I know several people who are interested in lucid dreaming (when you are aware that you are dreaming and can direct what happens in the dream). Last night I had the longest "lucid" period I've ever had in a dream ( Read more... )

Woo-hoo! I finally got my hair cut!! This is LONG overdue. It is reminiscent of the haircut featured in Amelie, though I'm not nearly so impishly cute. (My bangs are a bit longer. Maybe that's why I'm not rushing to a photo booth with a mask. Though that does sound kind of appealing...)

Today I walked at least 6 miles. I walked to and from work and then to school. (D'oh! I just realized why my cheeks are red. I wondered what was up with that.) The fresh air and exercise did me good. I also had dinner by the International Fountain, which is one of my favorite places in Seattle. That was also very pleasant ( Read more... )

I finally have come up with names for my fish. (With help from my friend Lori, who came up with the funniest.) I have 6 Danios (2 zebra danios, 2 "golden" danios, 2 leopard danios) and their names are:
Chin
Kono
Duke
Kimo
Lori (fits the theme, AND in honor of my friend)
and (drum roll please...) Bookem.

heheheheheh.

It'll be nice when I'm adjusted to working again. (Uh, did I mention that I have a part-time job now? It's a temp job and lasts until the end of May ( Read more... )

Last night I had the most bizarre dream I think I've ever had.

( The Dream )