Went Christmas shopping last night. Slipped on the wet ice outside Best Buy. Landed on ( Read more... )

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HAPPY BOXING DAY!

*punches you*

Dear Brain:

The lyrics are not "Fart go the bells." Stop it.

Your host,

Ann

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate ( Read more... )

So I'm watching Millennium Season 3, which -- remember how hard I pimped Season 2 to you? Season 3, not so much. Not as bad as the final years of X-Files, but not where you want to start, and you won't die if you don't watch it ( Read more... )

Mom uncertain about the whole DVD player thing until I pointed out she can now watch any movie she wants instead of trying to track down the city's only VHS copy, failing, and watching its debut on TBS 18 months later.

Unfortunately, this meant having to go out and fetch (and watch) March of the Penguins. Now very depressed by frozen penguin eggs ( Read more... )