basically, i would like to be killed please

[annlarimer]

So last night, I was gonna get dinner and buy groceries. No big thing

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[day221b]

I'm so sorry, m'dear. I hope this day goes much better. :(

[annlarimer]

I saw three priests in full uniform! They had sashes and everything!

[nitasee]

That tops having an entire glass of sweet raspberry tea dumped in my purse. (It was an accident, the perp swears.) It could be worse. I could be vanilla yogurt that had sat in the backpack for several days in 90+ temperatures.

[annlarimer]

I can imagine. I once spent Labor Day in a car with Susan after her blueberry soda florshed open all over it.

Moral: Blueberry soda is not a good breakfast choice, even if it only comes from one drive-in in upstate New York.

[hawkmoth]

Oh Lord, and now I feel horribly guilty.

As to the Great Yogurt Disaster, last night I had to clean up a bottle of Elmer's Glue that had spilled across the computer table.

[twigcollins]

I lost my last bag to a frozen blueberry-vanilla strudel roll (serves 12) that I'd forgotten about overnight and had become remarkably less frozen and more... inflated.

And squishy.

So I do feel your pain.

[tikistitch]

The last time I had something happen like this - I went to the movies, and put down my purse.

In gum.

I can't even stand the sight of discarded gum in real life. Seriously. I have to change seats on the bus if I spot a wad o' gum.

Of course, I didn't get Gum from Hell mixed with fic. THANK LOKI FOR SMALL FAVORS. That is what your story has taught me.

[goddessdster]

I would be more grossed out by this, except I had to clean out 2 post-Katrina refrigerators and bury the contents. My parents' garden grows the best tomatoes now.

Of course, there's nothing that smells worse to me than rancid milk, so, my sympathies.

Also, the back of your shirt, oh god.

[annlarimer]

BRB screaming forever.