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[annlarimer]

Usually outside has all kinds of nifty Easter eggs. Like, Saturday I got the neverending battle between mallhawk and blackbirds, and a couple of feral cats, and the usual bunnies and squirrels and those things that look like giant flying pornstaches. Some kinda carrion bird they re-introduced, I dunno

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[snacky]

those things that look like giant flying pornstaches

Stumped. Totally stumped.

[annlarimer]

Something vultury or condory. Very large, ride thermals up high, circle around watching for carrion and purse dogs.

[thistlethorn]

Waiting for purse dogs, AHAHAHAHAHA!

[annlarimer]

That's more the hawks, though, really. Sometimes, on a still afternoon in the mall parking lot, you hear "YARP! YARP yarp yaaaaaarp..." and a woman's shrieks.

[txvoodoo]

I HATE ANTS. This weekend, Cache must've sat down in a pile of them and has antbites all over his tummy.

Which, of course, sucks. But worse? THEY CAME IN WITH HIM. Into my bed. I found some crawling off him. Now I have to be Ant Monitor before he's allowed into bed.

[annlarimer]

I know how to handle them in the house (ant igloos and borax around the foundation), but I really, really don't need them in Biblical plague formation.

[dr_tectonic]

Dude, have you seen nature? It's totally judge-worthy.

[annlarimer]

I know, but...I try not to see species.

[wolfy_writing]

I do not like ant swarms. I had one of those in my kitchen once, and they were the bitey kind. All over the oven.

[annlarimer]

D:

[mechturtle]

Today, I got ant swarms.

*shudder* Whenever someone decides to tease me about my squeemishness around insects or swarming ants, I tell them about the two times I had fire ants crawling in my bed, once while I was in it, and that I think I've earned my quirky little concern.