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[annlarimer]

Usually outside has all kinds of nifty Easter eggs. Like, Saturday I got the neverending battle between mallhawk and blackbirds, and a couple of feral cats, and the usual bunnies and squirrels and those things that look like giant flying pornstaches. Some kinda carrion bird they re-introduced, I dunno

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[nitasee]

I do not approve of ants. Ants are my mortal enemies. Seriously. I am extremely allergic to ant bites, as in does anyone have an EpiPen handy. They say that places around the country - Texas in particular - are having more problems with ants this year. I know I've been poisoning a lot more ant bed this year. (Die, ants! Die!)

On the other hand, I'm extremely curious about your "giant flying pornstaches". What the heck are these?

[annlarimer]

They may be turkey vultures.

[nitasee]

Ooo. I've seen those things before. We have a lot of them around here. Several months ago, I was driving on the west side of town - one of those neighborhoods with lots of green space and homes that cost more than I will make in a lifetime - and there on the road were about 8 or 10 of them apparently chowing down on the day's buffet. They were big enough and feisty enough that they didn't give a damn about the cars on the road. I and the other drivers had to swerve into the other lane to avoid them.

[annlarimer]

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