Comments | anniesj: i'll take the rapists for 500

anniesj

i'll take the rapists for 500

Jun 14, 2006 20:19

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Tonight, on Jay Leno, we have the best cagematch EVER: Ann Coulter vs. George Carlin. I pretty much want to have sex with whoever booked those two on the same night, because you KNOW there's going to be some shit going down, and it's going to be awesome. I bet that if you watch closely enough, you'll actually be able to ( Read more... )

news

Comments 32

slashfairy June 15 2006, 00:23:09 UTC

not nearly as funny but here's a present: http://www.xkcd.com/c109.html
oh, man. this leno ep better end up on youtube, cos there's no way i'll be able to see it in rl. and thanks for the julie b. link, too. oh, my goo'ness!

anniesj June 15 2006, 00:26:25 UTC

Y'know, I usually can't stand the kind of screaming "journalism" that FOX News promotes, but by God, I'll make an exception for anyone who reams the shit out of people like Phelps and his followers. I swear to God, if I had a cock, I'd have an erection after watching that interview. SO FUCKING GREAT.

*skips happily off to follow your link* :)

anamchara June 15 2006, 00:29:13 UTC

Thanks for the link to the Julie Banderas thing. That was awesome. And also revolting (on the part of Mrs. Phelps).

anniesj June 15 2006, 00:45:52 UTC

Mrs. Phelps is truly just as horrible as her husband, isn't she? It's so wonderful when the sores on the ass of the world get the popping they so justly deserve. God, I think I could watch that interview EVERY SINGLE DAY and it would never get old. BEAUTIFUL.

anamchara June 15 2006, 00:57:14 UTC

She really is utterly disgusting. And yes, I think I could watch it every day with glee. I found myself cheering Julie on. It was beautiful.

(The comment has been removed)

anniesj June 15 2006, 00:46:50 UTC

I have no idea who Julie Banderas is, but she is officially AWESOME in my book. :)

drainbead June 15 2006, 00:35:45 UTC

Jesus, that was hysterical. I kept expecting God to come down from on high and tell both of those bitches to STFU.

I wonder what Fred and Mrs. Phelps' sex life is like. She has a shit-ton of children, so obviously they bump the quite literal uglies, but they keep quoting Bible verses that prohibit all the really fun stuff. Do you think that woman has ever had an orgasm? Am I weird for even wondering about these things?

anniesj June 15 2006, 00:47:51 UTC

*brain explodes from the very NOTION of Phelps!sex*

I have no idea how they got their kids (ritual sacrifice?), but I know this much -- that interview kinda makes ME want to orgasm. ;)

dianora2 June 15 2006, 00:50:39 UTC

i'll take the rapists for 500

This will never not be one of the funniest lines ever on SNL. Oh, SNL, you actually used to be funny sometimes. Sniffle.

anniesj June 15 2006, 01:34:00 UTC

That is STILL one of my favorite SNL moments of all time. STILL. And I totally have all the Celebrity Jeopardy bits on my computer, because I don't think life would be right without them. ;)