PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Tonight, on Jay Leno, we have the best cagematch EVER: Ann Coulter vs. George Carlin. I pretty much want to have sex with whoever booked those two on the same night, because you KNOW there's going to be some shit going down, and it's going to be awesome. I bet that if you watch closely enough, you'll actually be able to ( Read more... )

Well, damn. Alberto packed more of a punch than we expected here in Charleston, methinks. Lost power at my apartment sometime around 8:00 last night, after one of the big oak trees in our complex took a tumble. Yikes. Naturally, this meant that I fell asleep at, oh, 8:15, because boredom + rain - electricity = sleeeeeep. Also, a tornado touched ( Read more... )

Okay, I know Alberto's "just a tropical storm" (because really, honestly, is there ANY such thing as "just a tropical storm"? no, there isn't), but dammit, can't we get some constant coverage from CNN on this? Or am I just looking for anything, GODDAMN ANYTHING, that might preempt Larry King ( Read more... )

SHHHHHHHH -- tell no one, but I am totally watching Doctor Who at work right now, and I am pretty much in nerd heaven ( Read more... )

I HATE MY UTERUS. Seriously, someone just take my reproductive organs, please. I mean, yeah, I still want the fun stuff, but the rest of it? Can go. It's not like I'm ever going to have children, anyway. I want to be the fun aunt to all my friends' kids. You know, the aunt who lets the kids drink wine when they're twelve and lets them swear and ( Read more... )

Okay, remember how I said that the construction guys seemed to have wrapped up their work? I was wrong. So very, very wrong. Because right now, they are doing some sort of horrendous drilling that has driven me out of my office and into Mom's. She's getting her cast taken off today from her surgery, and she is excited. ;) Still, I complain, because ( Read more... )

OMG THE CONSTRUCTION GUYS ARE KILLING ME NOOOOOOOO!!!! I guess their relative quiet yesterday was due to immigration protests (and I mean that seriously, not in a glibe way -- there are a LOT of Mexican workers next door), and now they're making up for lost time by BEATING EVERYTHING SENSELESS ( Read more... )

Alas, no Doctor Who squee from me this morning -- I was still downloading the episode when I went to bed last night, so my uncontrollable glee at every word out of David Tennant's mouth will have to wait until tonight. MMM TENNANT.

Last night wouldn't have been the right night for Who, anyway -- Dad and I spent the evening at the movie theater, ( Read more... )

Everyone make sure you check out South Park's season premiere tomorrow night at 10:00 PM on Comedy Central. Why? Well, other than the obvious reasons (it's fucking South Park, yo), Matt and Trey have already said this episode (made in the last six days, God bless them) features "the return of Chef" and is pretty much a direct response to all the ( Read more... )

Yet another reason why we should all bend down at the grand altar of Matt Stone and Trey Parker: Tom Cruise threatens to pull promotion for his next Paramount Pictures film unless sister channel Comedy Central pulls all reruns of 'Trapped in the Closet'; Matt and Trey issue The Best Press Statement Ever Issued. I can't even. Just. Read:

"So, ( Read more... )