the word today: noisy

May 02, 2006 15:45

OMG THE CONSTRUCTION GUYS ARE KILLING ME NOOOOOOOO!!!! I guess their relative quiet yesterday was due to immigration protests (and I mean that seriously, not in a glibe way -- there are a LOT of Mexican workers next door), and now they're making up for lost time by BEATING EVERYTHING SENSELESS.

Also? One of those fuckers is cackling. Seriously. He's cackling. And I so know he's cackling at the pain he's causing me. I CAN FEEL IT.

I proudly use my Stephen Colbert icon today, because dammit, my hometown boy did us proud Saturday night with his awesome, uninhibited speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. OMG. If you haven't seen the video, go now. Go NOW and see it. It's Colbert in full, glorious form, blissfully and rapturously raking the entire Bush administration over the coals, while President Asshat himself is sitting less than six feet away. I've never seen anything like it in my life. It is the personification of awesome. *worships*

Oh, God, now they're drilling. DRILLING INTO MY WALL. Methinks I'll be leaving work early today, because I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF THINK AHHHHH I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND WATCH DOCTOR FUCKING WHO HELP ME DAVID TENNANT HELP MEEEEeeeeeeeeee ...

*dies and is dead*

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