damn you, universe! damn you!

[anniesj]

I HATE MY UTERUS. Seriously, someone just take my reproductive organs, please. I mean, yeah, I still want the fun stuff, but the rest of it? Can go. It's not like I'm ever going to have children, anyway. I want to be the fun aunt to all my friends' kids. You know, the aunt who lets the kids drink wine when they're twelve and lets them swear and

Comments

[dwivian]

I'd threaten your uterus, or hit it with a bat, but I think I'd be the first unassisted space flight as a result...

[anniesj]

This is true -- my uterus is ARMED and DANGEROUS.

[dwivian]

Ah, but is it a republican?

[anniesj]

Not only is it a Republican, but it is a card-carrying member of the NRA and has a direct line to Charlton Heston.

IT IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE OMG.

[melodywilde]

::takes a moment to thank any and all Divine Beings for the Happy Surgery which put an end to all that nonsense::

::sends waves and waves of sympathy your way::

Think about Thewlis' part--that should make you smile. And, of course, by "part" I mean his role in the upcoming Omen. Of course.

[ignited]

Did you get to see Anderson Cooper on Oprah? I only mention this as --while the notion of Oprah fawning over him might be strange -- the sight of Anderson might help you combat the Evil Uterus.

Or at least Gary. ::uses icon:: ;)

[honorh]

Hee! I'm RP'ing Death at hogwarts_hocus (which is crack!) as peachykeendeath. She claims to have no knowledge of your father. Perhaps you'd best ask her colleague, DEATH.

[anonymous]

"You know, the aunt who lets the kids drink wine when they're twelve and lets them swear and tells them all the terrible shit their parents did when they were younger" ... I'm a parent and that descirbes my parenting skills.

(and yes i'm posting that Anonymously because while I have no ueterus clearly I have no balls either)