matt and trey are teh oppressors!

[anniesj]

Yet another reason why we should all bend down at the grand altar of Matt Stone and Trey Parker: Tom Cruise threatens to pull promotion for his next Paramount Pictures film unless sister channel Comedy Central pulls all reruns of 'Trapped in the Closet'; Matt and Trey issue The Best Press Statement Ever Issued. I can't even. Just. Read:

"So,

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[cosmic]

OMG! *loves*

[anniesj]

I KNOW!! It's, like, the best press statement ever made. And mocking Scientology? NEVER GETS OLD. EVER.

[snarkhunter]

Ahahahaaaaa!!

Matt and Trey win at press conferences!

Tom Cruise is *such* a wanker. God.

[anniesj]

Matt and Trey win at LIFE at this point, I think. SO HILARIOUS.

And for serious, Tom Cruise is such a douchebag. I hope Matt and Trey crucify him this season on South Park, just because he deserves it.

[anniesj]

ICK -- reconfiguring the computer sounds like a whole lot of not-fun. *pets casira lovingly*

The Scientology rant may be the best thing Matt and Trey have ever done. It's right up there with framing the hilariously wanky letter Sean Penn sent them and carting it around to interviews with them. They fucking RULE.

[anniesj]

Somehow, I think Matt and Trey would probably LOVE the idea of an Up with Xenu organization. *g*

and haahahhaa i almost typed "xena" instead of "xenu" which is an ENTIRELY different religion *g*

[ignited]

Bwah! That is one awesome press statement.

I loved that episode. So much. That and the LotR one. ;)

[anniesj]

STEF MY DARLING!!! *coos and embraces you*

And that episode is sheer fucking brilliance. Ranks right up there with the LOTR episode as one of my all-time favorite South Park episodes. *g*

[melodywilde]

IMO, it's not the Scientology thing that he objected to. It's the "come out of the closet" thing. God forbid that anybody should realize think he's...y'know...not a truly manly man...

::not going to see MI-3 for the same reasons I didn't see MI-2: Tom Cruise is not and never will be Peter Graves/Martin Landau/Leonard Nimoy, and blowing things up at regular intervals is no substitute for clever plots::

[slashkilter]

*bonds with you over hate for the MI movies* How can one person take a cult classic and turn it over and ruin it that badly? *shudders*

[anniesj]

Dude, WORD on not going to see MI-3. I will not support the Cruise on any of his freaky magical endeavors. He frightens me.