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Dear Brother,
It has recently come to my attention that you are still alive. Consequently, I feel obligated to wish you many happy returns on this, the fourth anniversary of the day of our birth.
May you die horribly somehow in the near future.
Cordially,
MIM -
Dir Ant Sarha:
Thank yoo verry mucch for de new skretcchin powst. mIM n me think its verry beeyootiful n also verry funn. mIM liks de ropy parrt ofit n skrettches it until hur iyes go all sleepy. I liks to streeech waaaaay up toda top frum in fronnof de anguly syd n den skretch a liddl bit. its verry fancee.
Tell mOnte an stuppid Wofganz to stop smellin up mom ( Read more... ) -
HarLeE:
hArlee: skwirls wif no talez??/? THey prollie reelz sik n dont TaySt 2 gud.
wE gotz skwirRls here but tHeyz reel smal. theY liKe 2 sit n teh treee n look it mOM n….creg. It scarRes em buts i sav howse. they wont tRi nuthn wit mE hERe.
WOlfy STOP LICKN ME!
sRy bout dat.
we donT hav meny flaPyTings,, but MOm n hr hUsbbend got new fEeDrs 4 thM. meyBe ( Read more... ) -
Skwirrls!
Dir Monte an stoopid Woofgangz,
WI HAZ SKWIRRLS WIF NO TAILZ!! I no its harrd too beleev, but its tru! Theyr, lik, biyt siz wif stripys an dots onnum, an they liv RITE UNDER the bedroomm winnows!
I trid pushun the screeen opun lik at yur howse, but it didn wurk. Meybe iff yoo cumun vizit, yoo cud getum opun, cuz yoo ar bof heveyr dan mee un mIM.
P.S ( Read more... ) -
Burfdayz
Deer Mimz an stoopid Woofgnangz:
HePY BurfDayZ, EEvun tho uz diDunt wIshez Mee un MonTY a hepy burfdayz ona owr burfdayz.
Ahso, itz ZaiNt PetriCKz Day! So MonTY, bEEtz up ona stoopid WooFgangz furr not warin GrEEn, an Ima bEEtz up ona Mimz cuz sheez stoopid ana Tuuk oFF hur GrEEn sparKkl kollur.
Ahso, MOM!! KUMM HOMMe!!! I MiCez U, an Mimz eets ( Read more... ) -
HApy BurfdAy!!111!!
deer MOm.,
Happy BiirtHday!1!!!
i tHik 2 seleBrate uR biRThDay u shuld git me xtrA treetS. but not WUlfgan.
hugZ kises n git me mor tReets.
i gota go "daD" iz commmin n im no sippOsED 2 uze "hiz" KomPuder/
Lov,
MontE
.P.s an Wolfgang 2!!1 Hapy BurfDey!!11!!!1 wHerez mi whIte mousE?/? -
Mum... Dadd...
wE miFF you twUU.
UnCUL sHAWn SAid dAt WEED neeD tuffIN uP bKAUs weeD acTIN liKE A bUANCH of bABy Kats. So he LoCkeded us in da ShOweR RoOm With the Evil Noise Sucking MA-Cheen For HoUrs. Den MonTY Ate One oF da PlANtS You PuT DaRe FOr us And HE pUt MONty In da Kat KaIRyer. Den He Put da Karyer in da N Front of a DOG. He as ben dare All Day.
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HaarlLe?/?
i MISS u....
Com bak hoMe
Woffy misSs Mim 2 i donT -
Huh?
i jus dont git it
Mikil Vic makz stoopid dogz kill eEch other den killz dogz heself n peeple don lik him
USe ur heds peepil. Dey R jus DOGZ!!!!!!1 dOgz deeserf it... DoGz is stoopid.
is not lik he hurted KATS!!
MIkil vic is our HErO!!!1!!!!
