Fic: Butcher (4/7)

[anneka_neko]

Title: Butcher (4/7)
Fandom: Megamind
Rating: M
Warning: future noncon, violence
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: There's a murderer loose in Metro City, and his victims have a connection.
Note: Posting now for megapotterhead , because gdi using a Megamind!jizzface icon and then making me imagine said icon shuffling

Comments

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLOALKJSGDHKJASKDV

[megapotterhead]

YOU EVIL, EVIL (WOMAN? MAN?) YOU! THIS FIC IS TOO DAMN IRRESISTIBLE FOR MY OWN GOOD!

There I was, lying in bed, just having finished the newest book I borrowed from a friend to chase away the thoughts of the shit-hitting-fan that was going to be in this chapter and the I decide "Psh, (she? he?) said later on tonight and it's only been about two hours" so I go to my computer and what do I find? THE NEXT FREAKING CHAPTER and then you went and MENTIONED me and then I READ IT and now I'm all wound up again because they FINALLY realized the connection and now I'm going to be so freaking tired for school tomorrow and-and-and-and-

ILU!!! ^^ This is so worth only getting a few hours sleep. Now seriously, unless you want me to pass out walking into class, for the greater good of man, STOP POSTING NEW CHAPTERS! XDD siriusly though, ILU FOR THIS! <333333333

Re: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLOALKJSGDHKJASKDV

[anneka_neko]

Ahaha <3 SO EXCITED BY LEVEL OF FLAIL. /am woman (ew, "woman" feels old... but "girl" feels pedo... there's no winning!), as evidenced by lack of real-world slash research. :C I SUFFER SO.

But yeeeees I'm most of the way done with the next chapter, but I definitely wanna be most of the way done with chapter six before I post five, because TRUST ME.

The level of "HOLY SHIT GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" that you're experiencing?

Chapter five's gonna blow that shit outta the water. :D Luckily, Other Chick at work was all "HEY WORK FOR ME FRIDAY AND I'LL TAKE MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY FOR YOU", leaving me with only ONE day of work this week~ = WRITING TIME. :D

Aw, I'm gonna be sad once I finish posting this fic and there's nothing left to drop vague, enticing hints about.

/eeee I hope once you've read the whole thing, you'll go back and read through again and see ALL THE TIMES YOU (and the others) WEIRDLY PREDICTED FUTURE EVENTS.

AND YOU NEED TO GO TO BED. *stern pose* AND EAT VEGGIES. AND READ WORDS.

DO THE RIGHT SHIT,

[aurawind]

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY Lord Scott!!! Oh my, I never expected him to die so soon! Hurry, Megs!!! Who would be so angry to go killing anyone related to Mets?? And the cliffhanger oh myyyyyyyyyyy!!! MOAR. PLZ.

*is worried for Bernard, despite his only connection is being the curator of the Mets museum*

[anneka_neko]

I killed him LIKE A SHARK too! :D

I finished chapter five before going to bed last night, so I just need to get at least most of chapter six done and then five will be posted! Five's way more intense than any of the others so far. *proud*

[cobrastark]

Eeee!!!!! I NEED MORE OF THIS FIC!!! I NEEEEEEED IT NOW!!
Okay, *breathes evenly* now that I got that out of my system, wow that was intense and so very sad yet so very cool.

[anneka_neko]

Pffff now you're making me feel bad for eating half a loaf of bread while watching The Daily Show instead of working on writing!

Also, your icon. Once I looked again I figured it out, but at first I was like "*glance* OH HEY IT'S MEGAMIND HOLDING A SPIKY BUTTPLUG, ANYWAYS WHAT'D THIS PERSON SAY-- WAIT A MINUTE." But then my eyes stopped being stupid.

But no, thank you so much, and I'll get that next chapter posted as soon as I can. (Well, obviously not AS SOON AS I CAN, but as soon as I can allowing for important activities like bread-devouring.)

[cobrastark]

OH HEY IT'S MEGAMIND HOLDING A SPIKY BUTTPLUG, ANYWAYS WHAT'D THIS PERSON SAY-- WAIT A MINUTE."

*dies of laughter* I think he SHOULD be holding a spiky buttplug while looking at MetroMan just like that.

And no need to feel bad I would most definitely skip doing a lot of things to watch The Daily Show. ;)

[anneka_neko]

HE SHOULD, YOU'RE RIGHT! But spiky. OW. Only would that... I guess the spikes would get squished inside him, Superman thing and all... his anatomy makes things like buttsex get complicat-- ohgod. MEGS CAN NEVER TOP. METS' BUTT MIGHT CRUSH HIM.

Also.

I would most definitely skip doing a lot of things to watch The Daily Show.

I like you. ...but not like like. APOLOGIES IF I'VE MISLED YOU AS TO THE NATURE OF THIS RELATIONSHIP. Don't be too disappointed.

[cobrastark]

You know, I thought about that myself (the whole possibly painful spike thing) because after I wrote it I was like WAIT WTF that would just be.... not fun. But then, yeah I came to the same conclusion that the spikes would break or something. They can view this as a new and exciting challenge. Megamind would go just a little crazy trying to create some type of spiky buttplug that wouldn't break (not to hurt Mets) but to prove that he could make one.

Aww lol @ Megs being crushed by Met's butt. The visual has
murdered me.

I am VERY disappointed! VERY!!! Okay, not really (just a little).

And your icon, lol. They will need LOTS of lube if they plan on experimenting with this. Special lube.

[legendaryair]

NOOOOooooo not the father-figure, their relationship was so complicated and had SO MUCH potential for...umm, existing? XD

Still lovin' it!! x)