Title: Deer Diery
Fandom: Thor
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Loki and Thor get The Talk. Each tells his diary about it in his own way.
Note: For
this prompt.
Dear Diary,
Today, Thor and I were playing outside in the garden, when a guard appeared to tell us that father required our presence in our room. I walked there with Thor, wondering what we could have done to be in trouble, but it turned out father wanted to have a talk with us. "The Talk", he called it. I now know more than I ever wished on the subject of our origin, our parents' relationship, and what I'm supposed to want to do with girls some day. It was terribly uncomfortable for father and me, but I'm really not sure Thor understood it at all. You'd never know he was the elder-- I honestly think he believed we were discussing literal birds and bees. I suppose it'll be up to me to explain later. I love him, but my brother truly is an idiot.
Loki
Deer Dear Diery,
Today me and Loki herd about animals and babys. I didn't get all the connfusing parts but Loki did cus he's smart. He says he'l axplain latur.
King Thor the Awesome
God of Thundur