In other news, PORN!

[annehiro]

So, I wrote some Cain/Glitch pr0nz today. I'll keep it here until I muster up the willpower to post it in a more public setting.

Title: Easy as Jell-O
Rating: N-17? I believe so.
Summary: Glitch isn't the neatest cook, but it all turns out for the best.
For: yay_cheezits , who wanted jell-O, and tetrawrath , who has been living in fear of this day for quite some time

Comments

[koslorollo]

homg... what fun! LOL! First off, bless your friend for the inspiration that is Jell-O, and I laugh in the face of your other friend who feared the arrival of this glorious day, moo ha ha!

Cooking is such a lovely backdrop to teh sexiness, innit? No matter what you're cooking, really. Want to boil some eggs? Have sex! Want to mix up a batch of brownies? Have sex! Want to make peculiar Other Side foods that contain odd substances like gelatin? Have sex! The two just go together so well. Suppose it's the mess, huh? Accidentally get a little too much seminal fluid on the counter? Clean it up along with the dishes! And, poof, you're done...

Love Glitch in reading glasses. Dang!

And Wyatt standing out of harm's way, until willingly throwing himself in harm's way. The coy Shirt Removal Incident just exemplifies Glitch's voyeur tendencies!

Ta-da! Well done pr0n! Serve while hot, right?

BTW, am I supposed to be weirded out that my lil sis is composing gelatin-inspired naughtiness?

Hmm, yeah, I didn't think so. :P

[kseda]

Oh dear GOD we need a quote community for this fandom, just so I can archive that "Cooking is such a lvoely backdrop..." paragraph.

[koslorollo]

Wow, that's a brilliant idea! *races you to it*

[annehiro]

psst... metaquotes

[kseda]

A Review of This Fine Work of Fiction:
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>.>
\o/
Hooray pornz!

[annehiro]

You know, I first saw the little little arms raising sign used in the context of a woman opening her legs... which makes this comment twice as amusing. :D

[kseda]

............okay, now I can never use the "throw your hands in the air" emoticon again. Thanks kindly.

I'm kidding and my gleeful review still stands. \o/

[trixxanna]

let me begin with saying these two simple truths:
Red Jello is pure evil!!!!1!
This fic is glorious!

So very much to love here and so many laughs to be had.

[nuavarion]

LOL That was cute.

[aisarete]

\o/ yay pr0nz! i love it. Glitch is so innocently dirty. however, i must take a moment to FLAIL at Glitch in GLASSES!!!! no one ever puts him in glasses and it's just the most delicious mental image! *flails for a bit*

[amedia]

*nodnodnod* Glitch in glasses is TOO FREAKING CUTE for words!

And this: Remnants of his last culinary escapade still clung to the ceiling like stalactites.

Is pure awesome. It's hilarious AND beautifully-said.