In other news, PORN!

Jul 07, 2008 22:21

So, I wrote some Cain/Glitch pr0nz today. I'll keep it here until I muster up the willpower to post it in a more public setting.

Title: Easy as Jell-O
Rating: N-17? I believe so.
Summary: Glitch isn't the neatest cook, but it all turns out for the best.
For: yay_cheezits , who wanted jell-O, and tetrawrath , who has been living in fear of this day for quite some time ( Read more... )

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koslorollo July 8 2008, 02:47:39 UTC
homg... what fun! LOL! First off, bless your friend for the inspiration that is Jell-O, and I laugh in the face of your other friend who feared the arrival of this glorious day, moo ha ha!

Cooking is such a lovely backdrop to teh sexiness, innit? No matter what you're cooking, really. Want to boil some eggs? Have sex! Want to mix up a batch of brownies? Have sex! Want to make peculiar Other Side foods that contain odd substances like gelatin? Have sex! The two just go together so well. Suppose it's the mess, huh? Accidentally get a little too much seminal fluid on the counter? Clean it up along with the dishes! And, poof, you're done...

Love Glitch in reading glasses. Dang!

And Wyatt standing out of harm's way, until willingly throwing himself in harm's way. The coy Shirt Removal Incident just exemplifies Glitch's voyeur tendencies!

Ta-da! Well done pr0n! Serve while hot, right?

BTW, am I supposed to be weirded out that my lil sis is composing gelatin-inspired naughtiness?

Hmm, yeah, I didn't think so. :P

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kseda July 8 2008, 02:49:32 UTC
Oh dear GOD we need a quote community for this fandom, just so I can archive that "Cooking is such a lvoely backdrop..." paragraph.

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koslorollo July 8 2008, 02:52:05 UTC
Wow, that's a brilliant idea! *races you to it*

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annehiro July 8 2008, 02:52:13 UTC
psst... metaquotes

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koslorollo July 8 2008, 02:57:16 UTC
Isn't that for everything? I'm scared of the everything! I want us to be all inclusive!

And, besides, I already did it...
http://community.livejournal.com/tmquotes

If I ever do anything with it, well, that's another matter...

I'm tired now. *snore*

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annehiro July 8 2008, 02:58:34 UTC
Schweet. -joins-

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koslorollo July 8 2008, 03:03:41 UTC
And you can now play with the layout at your will, dearie. I tink... if I done did it right.

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koslorollo July 8 2008, 03:05:42 UTC
moo ha ha

http://community.livejournal.com/tmquotes

join now, and i'll throw in a free maintainer package!

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kseda July 8 2008, 03:08:14 UTC
*merrily jumps on bandwagon*

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annehiro July 8 2008, 02:57:32 UTC
My good pal, Lizbeth, always said that even though I was very perverted, it was a blessing that I couldn't actually WRITE pr0nz. I believe her exact words were, "NO! GOD PLEASE! NOOOO!"

Lulz at the little cooking rant, and thank you very much for the comment! I think I may actually post it before bedtime...

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koslorollo July 8 2008, 03:05:00 UTC
I think I may actually post it before bedtime...

That's my girl! *feminist empowered flail of drowsiness*

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