I will NEVER buy waterproof mascara again. I didn't even mean to. I used eye-makeup remover TWICE, washed my face with good, expensive cleanser TWICE, and swiped a washcloth over my eyelashes and surrounding area, and my eyes are STILL irritated and my eyelashes and lids STILL have gunky residue on them. MY ARCHNEMESIS. WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL.

Stonyfield Farm Organic Whole-Milk Cream Top Chocolate Yogurt.

*weeps*

SO GOOD. OMG. 220 calories and 5 grams of fat GOOD. It's OK! It's SO FUCKING GOOD.

Well, our federal tax refund came in (woo woo!!) so Vaughn and I were able to do a little bit of shopping this weekend. Vaughn got three new pairs of jeans, all look very nice on him. He's so tall and thin, but he actually is moving out of the "underweight" category slow but sure, lol. He's 6'2" and about 155, and is pouting because the 31 ( Read more... )

OK, I owe some people some interest elaboration.

Linnea wants me to describe "meh."LOL. Well, OK, Linnea. "Meh" is on my list because it so perfectly sums up my attitude towards a lot of things. It's not quite as versatile a word as "fuck", but still really useful for connoisseurs of ambivalence and/or apathy such as I. The "meh" is most ( Read more... )

Here's a fun little song for you all. Vaughn got this CD many years ago just for this song after having heard it on NPR, and he passed it on to me, after having infected me with it. And now I pass it on to you, Dear Readers. :)http://listen.

Help me, ladies. What's so fab about "mineral" makeup? Suddenly I see it everywhere. It's the new trend and I want to know from YOU, not the cosmetic companies who want me to buy it, what's new/different about it.

Miles is still awake. I am about to lose my fucking mind. He WILL.NOT.SLEEP. He's all over me like a koala-monkey hybrid. He won't leave me alone. Seriously. I am at the very end of my wits.

I think I am going to dye my hair blue ( Read more... )

OK, so Book 4 of ASOIAF is going much better. I was grumpy with it at first but it's redeemed itself and now I am reading it if not passionately, at least avidly.

I really, really, really think Brienne is the most awesomest of the awesomesauces.

On the desk where our computer sits, there is a small box of Panda licorice bites that Vaughn adores. Out of the corner of my eye I caught some of the copy on the back of the box. One of the bullet points says 'Suitable for Vegetarians and Vegans ( Read more... )