ELECTION DAY IT'S ELECTION DAY YOU GUYS

[annakovsky]

I'd remind you Americans to go vote, but like any of you could forget. I was literally woken up TWICE this morning by different people texting me to remember to vote, which made me furious. Uh, I AM NOT GOING TO FORGET, first of all, I go to fivethirtyeight.com like ten times a day lately (it's like science! joyful science!), and second of all, I

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[irishmizzy]

I pressed the big red VOTE button this morning and there were no bells and no confetti fell from the sky and no one said YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!! and I stood in my curtained booth for a few seconds, pathetically waiting for something exciting to happen. UM, HELLO, I PRESSED THE BUTTONS, CAN YOU TELL ME WHO WON NOW PLEASE? JUST WHISPER IT I CAN KEEP A SECRET I PROMISE.

[annakovsky]

no one said YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!!

HEEEE. Ilu. I know, right? I connected the little line on my ballot and stared at it, and it... stayed a line made with a black marker, no sparkles or anything! LET DOWN. Ahhhh, I am going to lose it tonight, I can just feel it.

[kita0610]

Uhm.

I read it? And I left the following feedback for it:

GNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHH.

I don't even wanna know who these Jonas people are. I DO NOT.

I hate you, Kovsky.

[annakovsky]

HEEEEEE. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL BOYS, KITA:

[kita0610]

The pics I googled of them made them look vaguely Asian. I was confused. Although the one with curly hair looks like an MOT.

Ok, NO. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

I HAVE LINES. I AM SURE OF IT.

[annakovsky]

THE ONE WITH CURLY HAIR IS MY FAVORITE. HE IS JAILBAIT BUT HE IS BEAUTIFUL.

Hahaha, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. There's nothing like corrupting Disney stars to, uh, really make you feel awesome about yourself?

[cleversimon]

As a Canadian, I am actually jealous of you people for getting to vote today.

[annakovsky]

Hahahahaha. It's really sad how you guys in the 51st state are so disenfranchised.

(AS A DUAL CITIZEN OF CANADA I CAN MAKE THIS JOKE.)

[merriehaskell]

OMG, Election Claus!!!

[annakovsky]

I HOPE HE DOESN'T BRING US COAL.