The Shallow Fangirl: The Hair-and-Fashion Raw Report 3.25.13

[angstbunny]

"Report" is perhaps a misnomer, because it implies that I would recap all wrestlers equally. Which I will not. Because I'm biased. This is more like "a whole bunch of Twig's unsubstantiated opinions." Also, I've only recently started regularly watching Raw again, so a lot of stuff is new to me. New things are, of course, unexpected, and unexpected

Comments

[redfiona99]

>>Antonio Cesaro: the Swiss guy with an Italian name.<< In his defence, there's a reason Italian is one of Switzerland's 4 national languages.

[angstbunny]

I'm just pressed that he has a perfectly good Foreigner Name and they're not using it, for whatever reason. I hate bitter smarks who can't stop calling indy guys by their indy names, except that's exactly what I've become.

[redfiona99]

My guess is because it's a blighter to spell/fit on t-shirts ;) Anyway, he's Swiss, I'm in favour of beating him down at every opportunity. (sorry, unhealthy regional rivalry rears it's ugly head)

[angstbunny]

LOL, well, he does lose ALL THE TIME. So.

[pyroyale]

It's so odd to see the Sky Sports logo on these screencaps, hahahaha.

Yes, CM Punk should always be made to wear his ring trunks.

[angstbunny]

Yeah, this particular rip is from Sky Sports for some reason. Most of the time, it's an American rip.

Omgggggggg that picture. OM NOM NOM.

THE LACK OF KNEEPADS IS SO WEIRD. It's hilarious, because it makes them look so naked despite the fact that they're basically nearly naked already. But kneepads tend to be ubiquitous. Anything usually covered but then not just throws you.

Nay on the moustache. >.< I forgot to mention it in my review. I was too distracted by that amazing ring jacket. I hate all moustaches.

John Cena will be inventing colours soon because he's going to run out of real ones to make T-shirts out of.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So, hey. Guess who got sucked back into wrestling. ._.

[pyroyale]

I have no idea where that cap came from. I just saw it on a wrestling forum as someone was using it to highlight Sheamus' whiteness and I thought that I'd take it. For reasons.

Especially after the trend of kneepads and kickpads. Bare knees and shins are just too much skin being showed!

I wish I knew what Cody's thought process was behind that moustache.

I only watch the Rumble and Wrestlemania, usually. But, I do still lurk around a few wrestling forums so I pretty much know what is happening. I, for one, would be very happy if Twig's Wrestling Review continued. You concentrate on the important matters. Who cares about storylines and workrate... hahahaha.

[angstbunny]

Yes, REASONS. :D

I get to the heart of things, of course! Shall see what happens this Monday, if it warrants another report.

Glad you enjoyed. XD

[one_more_cherry]

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