Michelle's list of Cosmic Injustices

[angrymichellegr]

1:) Nothing says "Learn to Bellydance" like 102 degree weather

Comments

[monti]

Damn woman, send me your work out tapes and I'll send you my copy of Kushiel's Scion once I finish it ;-)

I'll see . ..

[angrymichellegr]

. . . if I can get Dre to burn you a copy.

Then you too can know the pain of death each and every hour you work out. ;)

No, really. GOOD times. ;)

-M-

[grunyo]

at least you're not trying to attact the same-sex and having issues. sometimes I think that's a little worse.

men are stupid anyway.

:hug:

That's fair.

[angrymichellegr]

*hug*

Boys are stupid AND they smell funny has been my conclusion so far.

-M-

Re: That's fair.

[grunyo]

On behalf of my sex:

Hey... you're right. :P

But I disagree on point 7. Get some really high (at least 65%) cocoa dark chocolate. It actually has some health benifits (in moderation of course) and it usually satisfies the chocolate craving with only a chunk or two if you let it melt in your mouth.

-Tall, dark, and ummm...silent?
Hrm, I almost sound like a cup of hot chocolate :P

Re: That's fair.

[angrymichellegr]

Yes, but even only a chunk or two is enough to blast the hell out of my 1200cal/day diet that I seem to have signed up for.

Can I just drink you instead?

It could be like a meat/chocolate shake . . . thing.

Then again . . . maybe not the most brilliant of my ideas.

-M-

[grog_d_unkindly]

9:) Becoming more attractive to the opposite sex and only attracting loosers as opposed to the generally better quality of male before.

uhmm... what was his name? captain loser?

Captain Worthless

[angrymichellegr]

OK, so maybe I'm a loser magnet.

I just seem to attract them in massive quantities now.

-M-