Michelle's list of Cosmic Injustices
1:) Nothing says "Learn to Bellydance" like 102 degree weather.
2:) It is harder to work out in the heat, yet burns less calories.
3:) The more weight you loose, the more insanely apparent your strech marks are.
4:) After years without hips, if you finally aquire them, you have no idea how to use them.
5:) Being "In-between" sizes . . . IE . . . just a little too small to not swim in "Womens'" clothing, but too large to fit into the regular selections.
6:) Your body's desperate need for ice cream right after a work-out.
7:) Chocolate.
8:) Loosing weight in your FEET!?!?!?!
9:) Becoming more attractive to the opposite sex and only attracting loosers as opposed to the generally better quality of male before.
10:) Having rock-hard abs STILL covered by Shamu-like fat deposites.
*grr*
Paint me frustrated.
-M-
2:) It is harder to work out in the heat, yet burns less calories.
3:) The more weight you loose, the more insanely apparent your strech marks are.
4:) After years without hips, if you finally aquire them, you have no idea how to use them.
5:) Being "In-between" sizes . . . IE . . . just a little too small to not swim in "Womens'" clothing, but too large to fit into the regular selections.
6:) Your body's desperate need for ice cream right after a work-out.
7:) Chocolate.
8:) Loosing weight in your FEET!?!?!?!
9:) Becoming more attractive to the opposite sex and only attracting loosers as opposed to the generally better quality of male before.
10:) Having rock-hard abs STILL covered by Shamu-like fat deposites.
*grr*
Paint me frustrated.
-M-