I still miss danny. if someone says bah humbug to me one more time/calls me a grinch i'm gonna shank em with a candy cane. monica's party was fucked ( Read more... )

I give up on men/boys. I give up. How fucking hard is it to drag off in this city? I don't do it alot. I wouldn't have to do it if at least one of the past 3 guys actually gave me a decent shag. Nope. When I drag off apparently I get stuck with half-virgins who can't get their tiny tiny members to co operate. It's obviously a sign from someone (who ( Read more... )

I miss danny. Alot. It's making me hate people. Like why aren't you danny? Danny would understand my stupid jokes. Danny wouldn't care how drunk I was on friday. Danny would laugh at me and call me a slut.

I am so sick of everybody. It's not you though, honey, it's me. All me.

I get reminded of what a freakin loser I am whenever I go to Futureshop, HMV, Wal-mart, etc, anywhere you can purchase really dorky things. The fact that I turn red at the counter and avoid eye contact is one thing. The fact that at the slightest smirk or condescension I am fully prepared and on edge enough to scream at them "What are you looking ( Read more... )

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The reason I watch the CBC news every night......


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I resent the fact that this live journal is actually becoming a journal. Like I want to actually share any of my innermost thoughts with anybody. No. I do not ( Read more... )

Jenny is the worst influence ever. Really. "don't go to work you pussy" then I thought I broke my foot. uh huh. Dude I kissed rex. He was all like come home with me. And I laughed. I'm goin back to bed.

Sigh. Looking back on the unfortuanate series of events that was my really bad love life this summer (ass rape, gay man, close talker, erectile dysfunction) I give up. I go from a two year self inflicted celibacy (minus a few transgressions) to this ridiculous debacle ( Read more... )

Women are nuts. Despite the fact that I've met several in the past few months who appear to be fairly emotionally stable...women are nuts ( Read more... )